We may not always be on the same page and you may not be as good at soccer as Koreans may assume but if there is anything my Brazilian prostitute is good at, it would most definitely be swearing ever so fluently in English.
Though I may be just as guilty for expanding that not-so-helpful vocabulary of his with our most common term of endearment, DICKHEAD.
BWAHHH. Realistically, he's only HEAD after the first shit-stirring encounter with his girlfriend.
NOT EVEN SORRY LOL.
buuuuut I promised I would do a post dedication to João.
Cos he's whiney and shit. IZZ COLD IZZ COLD.
So, here's me keeping to my word and your sign filled with heaps of love.
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| Look at you being all gangster and shit with the reversed 'N' LOL Joao being Joao. |
My pig drawing is still sexier than you and your key ring.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
♥
YOU TAUGHT ME THESE WORDSSSSSS!!!
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(I left the prostitution life)
c'mon!
I ONLY UNKNOWINGLY TAUGHT YOU ONE!
Delete(You left because you couldn't get any customers)
¬¬ you're hurting my feelings :'(
DeleteAwhs you still my second best brazilian mate! Go climb a mountain to get better connection and we can go hug it out over skype. LOL :D
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