Rub the bottle. Rub it goooooood.

Today I made an investment of $9.95
I can't say its the best or worst thing I've ever done but...

Chloë says:
ME + Full bottle of caramel= Eternal Happiness.
Ps, I still have yo' hat.
Chane says:
I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
You know, it probably won't be eternal happiness. I'm assuming the caramel will run out eventually...