Deep conversations with... Paige

Me: I am not a sixteen year old boy.
Paige: You didn't add the burp that went with it
Me: IT WAS ONE TIME
Paige: I am pretty positive you are actually a boy.
Me: I WANT MORE JUICE
Paige: No more juice. Get off your fat ass and get more
Me: NO YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Paige: Sometimes I like to pretend I don't.




Paige: Don't be soft.
Me: Paige... That word isn't even in my vocabulary... I'm pretty sure I'm the toughest person you know *rolls eyes*
Paige: You're also very deluded.  All I hear is wa wa wa I'm a dirty crack who're.
Me: I totally had another dream where I conquered diamond pushups on an incline again. I woke up and my arms hurt... Now that is TOUGH.
Paige: You have gone soft on me. Haha you're lame, how bout you actually do the inclines?
Me: I'm feeling a little on the softer side this morning, that could be something to do with the tim tams I ate for breakfast.... umm, inclines? Who do you think I am? Iron man?
Paige: You had tim tams, I had a run. That's right, you're becoming weak. Haha. DO THE INCLINES YOU PRINCESS.