"Sozzz everyone" - Jen

When the plan was pres, opera bar and then Carter/maybe embassy

But then Jen ends up blacking out after the bar 

and all eight of you guys spend 2 hours tryna sober her the fk up

to get to Carter before giving up and hoping you could just get her to wake up

enough to catch a cab home


So proud of Alexi for stepping up tonight HAHAHA

Really did not expect it from him given all the shit talk

but so glad bruuuhhh you aighhhht

Also, Jen... the bruise on your forehead is on us 

for not catching you in time as you fell from the bench 

but all the bumps at the back of your head is from your Khoi

tryna get you to lean up against every pole when we needed a rest stop 

from carrying you

LMAO

"wake up you're not GCS 15 anymore! Hello??! 

you can't pass out, we're not even at carters yet!"

Can't believe I swapped my shift for this HAHAHAHAHA

Jen, you're never living this down soz

Never sobered up so fast in my life

♥