I sling 'em comebacks

I am a comedian and my own audience

with how often I manage to crack myself up,

especially today when I was flitting back to old messages and found a gem

(For a little bit of context)

So my cousin's mate shared her old uni notes with a classmate and 

upon later stalking (as you do) she found said classmate's twitter accnt and

recent sneak complisult tweet saying she smells like a 

neglected panini-head (which for one, lel but still kinda shitty). 

Me being present during this groupchat convo when my cuz was around

decided this was too juicey to miss out on and not put my 2 cents,

considering that the girl was conflicted on how she should respond to the tweet.

Also me being the shitstirrer that I am convinced my cousin to share my insult

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm fab

shutup

♥