ChanefulCuriousity

The Blacklist s1e14

That moment when Red pulls a sassy gay persona to distract the guard and save Liz.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Best. Moment. Ever. 

Political snub. whatup.

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Red:   There you are! What the hell happened to you?! You just leave me stranded with that awful Algerian?! He’s been hitting on me for 20 minutes! 

Guard:  Sir, this is a secure area!

Red:  Well, not secure enough if you ask me, sister. You know what? Why don’t you ask Rasil? We wouldn’t even be here if it weren’t for that troublemaker. Always an agenda with him. Cultural attache. Culture my ass. The things I do for this one. Gallivanting around the globe for your little assignations with you-know-hmm-hmm, carrying her furs and bikinis as if I wouldn’t rather be back in Dutchess County with my shelties. Hey, don’t take anything for granted! Everything you have was bought and paid for by your boyfriend! Do you have any idea whose horn this tramp is blowing? Let’s just say it starts with Bashar and ends with Assad, gassing you faster than a sunni. So, let’s get her out of the hot seat and into a limo — good God! - Crumbs up! - What? Your cummerbund. Pleats up! You look like Bob Yoshimura in 8th-grade swing choir. It’s upside down!

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