Get off my back m8

So after the first hour of not replying to your text you went and facebooked me in all utter seriousness to ask if my phone was stolen, and even after I told you I'll reply when I have time you're now seriously mad at me because I didn't reply to your texts for three hours...? AND it was only small talk, barely urgent.
lulzwut. I really don't understand why I'm obligated to text you straight away m8.
Seriously, dude... know where you stand. You're not my partner or anything and as far as I'm concerned I haven't misled you to think otherwise. So why on earth do I have to play the role of your girlfriend and drop all my studies or whatever I'm up to, just to reply to your unnecessary texts?!
farrrr out buddy.

oh wells. not bothered caring what's gonna happen anymore.

l8z m8