Deep conversations with Marcus

You guys are just so lovely.

don't ever change xxxxx 

Haaaaaaaa

What is productivity...

I'm going to hate myself so much when I hit 40hrs/week next year.
Started learning my sign. Why is there so many variations?!
-__- man. I seriously don't know which is the official one used in Melbourne. HELP PLEASEE.


The only way I'm going to get fat is through cheese. All that melted goodness and smoked solid.
PAHHHHHH.

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Truth be told - Roll Mods

One of my uni mates also got me addicted to watching Roll Models. LOL. It's so hilarious. Not kidding. I live and breathe for those kind of drama. Scarlet and Michelle's catfight. OH MY GOSH. LAUGHHHHHHH FOREVERRRRR. I full replayed that bit over 10 times hehehe. New guilty pleasure


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Pants off Friday : post-cele

LOL LEGIT BEST PRAC CLASS. 16 minutes in and prac teacher was just telling us we can go home now... HAHAHAAHAHA. far out. that was my only class too. B.Rog has dropped to one unit ^_________^ so we pretty much have the same class. LOL 3 hours a week. HAHAA.
Can't believe he dropped maths hahahaha, now I have nothing to tease him about. My favourite part of Fridays, sending him off to mathslect after pracs HAHA. I lead a sad life.
So glad Sarah came out, mate. Except she's like under lockdown by her boyfriend.... can't drink and can't stay up past 12. LOL. I pointed out that she's literally dating a mum.
Spontaneously decided to go eat elsewhere. 1 hour wait HAHA GG. Went to get pre-drinks at some random bogan pub. Kept walking around looking for seats. Whilst I was just full staring at this guy who looked oddly familiar, trying to figure out how I know him and his girlfriend's face seemed somewhat familiar... turns out to be... B. Rog. ROOOOOFL HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FOREVER.
Leave giving him the stink eye which screamed- Shouldn't you be at home kicking back with a beer and solving some puzzle?! HAHA. (oh yeah, Kat stalked you a few days prior on fb. To my surprise LOL)

That's how bad I am with faces... even after we were together during the afternoon HAHA.  -__- please don't get rolled.


Tropical dandy. New faves.
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If I book for x amount of people, I expect x amount to turn up, except her and her

MIA.
I TOLD YOU. Laughing so hard that I predicted a certain somebody would come up with a last minute excuse and they did. HAAAAA. HAAAAA. HAAAA.

I'm kinda annoyed that a few are dogging last minute... I mean seriously... I booked for you, mate. The waiters aren't going to be very happy, especially since it's a popular restaurant and on a FRIDAY NIGHT AS WELL in the CITYY. ugh. On the other hand, I'm kind of fist pumping cos the very few people who are not going last minute are those(pity invite) who I don't fancy very much. Does this make me a shallow person or just a good host for at least offering? HAHA.

But seriously, thank goodness it wasn't a deposit booking cos some poor excuse such as "oooh I just have too much assessments to finish" is not gonna cut it. DUDE. I ASKED YOU A WEEK IN ADVANCE IF YOUR SCHEDULE IS FREE AND IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY WITH ASSESSMENTS. When you say you can come FOR SURE I assume that you are absoluuuutely free. You could at least spare me your bullshit and just be honest or just come up with a better excuse.

Unless you're sick then whatever, can't be helped. Just don't tell me last minute with some crappy excuse. You should have at least known 1-2 days prior that you were gonna be too busy and tell me way in advance. Now I probably won't even have time to look for replacements...

At 23 Degree Celsius...

IT'S TOO HOT IT'S TOO HOT NO I CAN'T TAKE THIS. PLEASE, NO. I CAN'T TAKE THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OF EVERY WEEK BEING HOTTER THAN THE WEEK BEFORE! NO. NO. NO. I'M DYING WHY WASN'T I BORN A FUZZY PENGUIN.




Bugger off Summer.
It's going to be tops of 27 on Friday!! I miss Winter already.

WHO ATE MY CAKE?! T_____T

can't believe I went uni today just to check that my site content filled up the monitors...
just whyyyy.
Still have report component... ugh. 600-1000 word report without intro or conclusion which can really be done in a well-written and concise 500 word report. Swear, it's basically crapping about why the sites should win a Best Designed title with the css and all that shizz. ugh. ugh. ugh.

I need to find new ways to procrastinate....
HELP?


Also need to start learning melb's version of sign.
4 years plan until we meet. WOOOO.

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Expectations at an alltime low

My expectations of people are so low at moment. It's horrifying.
Kinda funny the guy next to me was full copying my quiz... he could at least be more subtle. Whatevz. We can fail together hahaha.

This girl was on the vicks inhaler for nearly the whole night... well you seem to be having a good time, looking ever so stoned hurrr hurrr probably even better tomorrow morning with all the damages done. good luck, idiot.

I love you heaps Mia

She accidentally sent the message yday night and I was full WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, I need a better friend. I joked that she had to send a long ass message to make up for it and she actually did. HAHAHAHAHAHA. SHOCKERRRR.
freaking longest text everr and so full of cheese
hehehehe we got no labels mate
I love you
XX


my favourite bits

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High school days

That one time when the girl who was constantly sucking up in legal, called my Vietnamese mate a Communist during modern history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Only in a westie school would you expect.

tears. Seriously. That shit you can't make up.
Much golden moment.
I wish I was there.

She said we're playing serious

She wasn't lying...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Get off my back m8

So after the first hour of not replying to your text you went and facebooked me in all utter seriousness to ask if my phone was stolen, and even after I told you I'll reply when I have time you're now seriously mad at me because I didn't reply to your texts for three hours...? AND it was only small talk, barely urgent.
lulzwut. I really don't understand why I'm obligated to text you straight away m8.
Seriously, dude... know where you stand. You're not my partner or anything and as far as I'm concerned I haven't misled you to think otherwise. So why on earth do I have to play the role of your girlfriend and drop all my studies or whatever I'm up to, just to reply to your unnecessary texts?!
farrrr out buddy.

oh wells. not bothered caring what's gonna happen anymore.

l8z m8

Oi Esmir...

Word gets around quick about it, aye.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOREVER LAUGHING


dud guy dudmir

love you heaps bb

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What is life...

Sorry guys. I'm really not bothered to go through with the event(s). I'm feeling so lazy to the point where I'm close to cancelling any possible plans (yes Mia, I am a lazy bitch who can't be bothered for life). Also because I have to think about who to invite and   consequently who I cannot because you moles just can't get along with each other. Ugh. You. People. Or should I just invite all and see what shit and new drama/catfights I can brew? HAHA shitstirr.

Can someone just plan this for me? You're all DO WHAT YOU WANT. Though I just want to stay in my pjs and watch movies all day in bed. So notsure how any of youse are gonna fit in that plan. Judge all you want.

Anyway, I think I'm just gonna end up doing something out of the spur of the moment. There won't even be a dress code. Rock up in thongs, shorts and tees for all I care. (Don't be angry at me Mia. You can be the only one looking fancy-fancy. .. go ahead and steal my thunder)

Her favourite show...

My lecturer is more of a comedian than anything... 70% of the lecture is made of his life story.
Can it get any more annoying... just teach the damn content already mate.
Sometimes I wonder if there is even a filter in his head...
During the first lecture of the semester he even posed a question of why people would want to listen to the recorded playback. In the darkness of our room... listening to his voice... "what are you wearing?"
YES.
he went there!

Then again, he's part leb. So, go figure.

Do you enjoy burning money in the air and making my dog shit herself?

I swear, my neighbours enjoy letting fireworks off on a weekly basis.
It's like they take turns doing it.
Just then the fireworks were going on for 10 minute straight. I'm not even talking about the crappy kind either. Pretty sure that was almost 1K right there. 90% sure it's illegal too. I remember because one New Years Eve everyone got a letter from the council reminding that there should be no fireworks going off in our particular suburb since there has been no registered license from anybody. Just LOL.

But seriously, there's no special occasion to account for the amount of fireworks and the amount of mess I have to clean after Scout cos she's shit scaredless of them.
The only thing stopping Scout from crapping her pants is that she's not wearing any.

Truth Be Told #4 - Misheard...

For the longest time I thought the lyrics were:

Big black boobs,
long brown hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.


HAHAHAHA yep... ever since '03 or '04
GG

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Jinny on the Gin

IT prac was just a wave of confusion and everyone was drowning in css codes
prac teacher was going on about how her page was too empty.
What is that lady smoking, because to me it was plenty filled already... Nearly died when Brett asked her REALLY? Awkward silence.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Only us two mate. only us. Full love him for actually thanking me afterwards about laughing at it to break the tension. LOL. no wozzas I got your back.
Shocker that he's the same age as Andrew.
I love reminding people that when they graduated high school was when I started. HAHAHA Make them feel more saggy.
All G. I dig 'em wrinkly skins.


That aside, EMBRACE THE WEEKEND YO'.
Look at how prepped Jinny is. HAHAHAHA Cutie patootie.
"He was BORN ready"

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Highlights of the day

I eat so much sushi that the guy behind the counter reminded me 'you're always here, there is other food in the court you know.' Oh.


Adrian set off every smoke alarm in the house... making toast. Retard/10!

Drinks @ Manly with strangeface (RandySandy)

Drove to Manly for no real reason in particular.

Had fun shooting the breeze with this fellow stranger, whom I always see at Newtown pubs and secretly nicknamed RandySandy. Small world? Or am I entering the BoganhipsterWorld...
It's weird that we finally introduced ourselves and chatted for the first time, despite seeing each other around so many times. First for everything.

Ended the night without knowing much about RandySandy's personal life (and viceversa) other than the fact that we're neither stalkers with a murderous intent and a realisation that I have taken more pics with people I barely know than with mates as of late. 

We entertain ourselves with thoughts we should bury.

The anticipated break down.




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Sunday night

Bracing myself for uni tmr and that.
Definitely not looking forward to seeing you after this long.

Too long, mate.

Oldie but still a goodie.

HAHAHAHA Can't believe I found this one!
so (g)olden

not worth the few extra cent or just plain stingy.
HAHA ;) Guess who.


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Too much time on my hand

Since my uni schedule has been bumped down to the lowest notch possible this semester I have excess time.
Giving up on book recommendations as of the moment since I've got a few to knock off my currently reading and to-read list.
Not looking for tv series either since I started watching the InBetweeners as a few Community fans recommended it so I'm giving it a shot right now. (note: am I the only one who wants to constantly punch Jay in the face)  Side tracked note, Skins made sequels. JUST. WHAT THE HELL MATE (Fire Sequel) They killed the Naomily pairing HAHAHA. Why do they even bother.

ANYHOOO , I am looking for some movie recommendations, had a MEH movie marathon the other day. (will put it in a rant post later along with Marukami's novel rant). Though A Perfect World <3 ajalkzjsa so much love for that film. Seriously the best performances I've seen by the protagonist(s).

Anyway, feel free to drop me any movie recommendations.
No cliche Kmovies please.

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Things ain't looking good...

Once again, my parents are considering the benefits of arranged marriage... it's disconcerting how frequently the topic comes up.

ESMIR, my sexy Bosnian man

EZZY IS BACKK!
He robbed half my Nivea cream, again HAHAHA.
One day, his wife will notice how his hands are as smooth as a baby's bottom and thank me for all the handcream I offered him. AIN'T THAT RIGHT MATE. RIGHT ONNNN.
However, until that day comes just look at how precious he is!
GAH. I could smother him with love.

You creepin', he's sippin'.
The only way to enjoy your cuppa.

I miss our LEX group );
our diverse bunch HAHAHA

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zzz

Don't wake me up before 9 on weekends unless:
(a) it's important
(b) you're a person of importance in my eyes
(c) you're sending me your nudez (FINALLY!)
(d) it's something sexy to update me on (as seen below... notreally)

Don't wake me up in general

Deep conversations with Harry K.

It has been suggested...

Sorry guise,

I’m only joking. I’m not gay. 

However, if you got the personality, body and face and you might just render that fact non-existent.

Though Harry AHEMhenryAHEM, advised that I may as well become a lesbian to clear such confusion. Honestly, such golden advice. What would I ever do without my BFFL?
You workaholic mole. Where you at?!

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Oh, hey.

Embrace my 3 day weekend during weekdays.


LOL iminitlikewithyou/omgpop is pulling the plug soon.
That's pretty disappointing....  it's been like 6 years and I'm finally 98level... almost star too and now they want to call it quits. Those MOFOs. where the hell am I going to release my sore loser mode. DAMN YOU ZYNGA, DAMN YOU TO HELL AND BACK.
Though not as devastating as msn... LOL.


People who use BEEF instead of 'problem' makes me laugh...
Just like the FB semi-drama fight between A&G HAHAHA those two. I guess, girls drama never dies down even after high school. Then again, I think G took it a step too far resulting in her massively big head. PAHHHLEASE. It was a harmless "LOL"... don't get your panties in a knot G...
Not like she was the one who went to your ex's formal after the breakup, despite spending $500 on the dress already. SAYWHAT. SNAPSNAPSNAP
HAHAHA yeah... I'm bias... but whatever. Still a backstabbing move by G.
I'm tempted to just type 'LOL' in the comment to see what will happen.
I realise, I live to shit stir.



Anyhooo, as of late my interests in things and things in general has massively declined.

To be swept whichever way the wind blew.

Spot a filthy hipster

Now to play Snap-a-hipster, I found this beardy, bow tie wearing one in the area of Sydney Uni (where else, go figure). Being inconspicuous is hardly my forte.

Twenty | One | Pilots: Guns For Hands

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Ciggies up yours, yah mole

Faarrrrrr out.
This guy at the trains had the decency to ask me something whilst exhaling his last puff of cigarettes. YOU DICKHEAD. Freaking had to blow it in my face.
STUFF YOU, YAH MOLE.
Cigarettes is all I've been able to smell for the past 15 hours. Freaking hell mate.
That shit of a smell always stays in my nose for the day.
So pissed.
(^_______________________^)(mln) you and your dole bludging, pot smoking- bogan ass.

Daaym that new guy at Newtown's bar who forced us to review their new products has got me hooked onto Banrock's pink mascato. It's like drinking out of a flower bed.... in the nicest way possible, of course.

Then again I guess anything is better than that shit Rachel ordered for everyone at World bar. Disgusting on a whole new level.

Also met my employer today LOL notsure. I full thought he was bogan cos of his accent but turned out to be some asian dude. Haha. Coolbeanz. Probably 95% white washed...
At least he was quite the conversationalist and a Community fan too! Whoopwhoop. (as well as The Wire).