Rub the bottle. Rub it goooooood.

Today I made an investment of $9.95
I can't say its the best or worst thing I've ever done but...

Chloë says:
ME + Full bottle of caramel= Eternal Happiness.
Ps, I still have yo' hat.
Chane says:
I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
You know, it probably won't be eternal happiness. I'm assuming the caramel will run out eventually...

Friday

Happy last day of winter *pisses down with rain and wind*
Ahh. What a beaut. 




Watched Go Back To Where You Came From season 2.
Peter, Michael and Angry's comments makes me laugh. They call them the "illegals" but would they not have done the same when they are forced in the same situation of living under constant fear of being persecuted? Their arrogant response of 'tough luck' makes me so ashamed to be living under the government run by these people. Peter Reith is not even ashamed of creating the illusion of boat people 'throwing their children overboard' creating Media's false impressions of these asylum seekers. He calls it a honest mistake yet not one person involved with the scam has stepped out and apologised for covering the truth.
Overall, it's an awesome series to show the public how mainstream media has brainwashed them to these misrepresentations of 'queue jumpers' or 'boat people'.

mainstream media

mainstream media

mainstream media

 

Chloe being insaaanely cute.

Response to Dave's comment -------------------------------------------------------->

Afternoons with Chloe

Best day of the week by far.
Met up with Chloe and far out we had a grand old time as per usual.
She cracks me up to bits with her impersonations and me being the only person to pick it up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Esp her one of Sharon. ROOOOOFL

I like to call this piece of artwork the Blue Steel Look!
Afterwards we grabbed some lunch and chatted about stuff and buff.
Headed back to hers and got up to the usual dose of crazy.

Highlights of the arvo-
Chloe: Oh yeah. My trials was alright. Except that when I was checking my ID number I wasn't wearing my glasses and accidentally memorised the persons above me :S

Chloe: Either my French has gone seriously downhill or I'm actually reading a passage about a kangaroo wearing jeans...
5 mins later
Chloe: ok I've decided it does say that because this other sentence definitely says "it's a park, the trees are carnivores"... sounds about right.

CLASSIC HAHAHA.

Very kiera knightly

 
Ahhhh.
My cheeks hurt from laughing too much. I cannot wait to visit them girls.
Also looks like I'll be going to the Strathfield Girls formal (: Haha.






♥

LEGAL Trial result- say WHAT?

So. Legal. Ahh. I had so little hope about that subject since I walked out of the exam room 2 weeks ago.
I dreaded getting back my exam paper.
When Ms was handing it out she was full being suss and asked whether I really wanted to see my mark.
I was shitting myself .______. Thinking of all the worst possible number. At one point a negative number came into my head. Haha.

But you know things worked out and PRAISE THE LORD again for answering my prayers.
89%  :D
YAYERS for remaining in the top 5.
I still can't believe it. I WAS ONE MARK OFF FOR FAMILY LAW ESSAY. 24/25 Hahaha!
What the heeeeeeck. I full thought I had stuffed that section up horribly! But WOAH it really blows me away especially given that our school is notorious for being hard markers. Happyhappy.
Definitely need to work on World Order though haha. 20/25. Hmmm.







♥ Praise the Lord 

 

Now I'm only dredging about english.... all my other subjects have been well above my expectations. Ahh.

Insomnia dial.

Thoroughly enjoyed my 5 hour call with Bazza last night with our DNM moment.
LOL. So much for I'm sleeping early tonight....
So devo that I've been saying a few words wrong my whole life.
It has suddenly become: MY LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A LIE.
):
DEVO
DEVO



SADFACE. 
 
The end. 

At Dad's place

No words to respond to the moment when your dad yells "GET OFF THE TV...FARMER WANTS A WIFE IS ON!"

 

 

Three more weeks till Mum and s.Dad comes back from Queensland! :D
YAY. Got Scout to keep me company meanwhile.

Okay guise. It's seriously not funny anymore...
I'm starting to actually think that today is my birthday.
I'm becoming delusional because of your lies!

Tuesday shift at the K.

I went to buy my drink at the vending machine and instead of giving me change, it spat out a few $2 coins. I thought well hey this is a little weird, but then it kept going and going and going...

When the vending machine breaks and the money spills out of it...

 Jamesy's bowl and his dream come true. HAHAHAHAHAHA.  What a cutie.

Uhhhh. Thanks guys....

The awkward moment when more than one person think it's your birthday 3 days after the actual day... LOL.


4th person just texted the same thing. Umm, are you guys being serious?! .__.

Rollcall Class

Thanks a lot to Mia's stupidity I got told off by some girl:

What you guys did was not not funny you know? You should grow up.
Random Indian girl in my eng class: 1   Chane: nil
ROOOOFL What the frak did I do? The back row only laughed hysterically at Mia because she imitated how that girl's friend calls her name (oblivious that she was in our roll call class).
Was full trying not to laugh at her face when she was telling me off because she was ignorant enough to tell someone off without knowing what was actually happening. Obviously she assumed everyone was laughing at her friend when we were really laughing at Mia. The best part of that was she didn't even tell everyone, she waited till most were out of the classroom and me being a slow packer was the last one there with her. At least have some guts to stick up for your friend.
English class is going to be suuuper awkward now. HAHAHAHA. Hmmm.

Determination.

Dear Bazza,
does this liken the chances of scoring the top 3 spots? ;)

Sincerely,
Space Hogger.

Oh, they did.

So, I got lost on Saturday when I was finding my way out of the tunnel in Central station. I have never used that tunnel my whole life. There was like 5 different exits. I ended up at the Grand Concourse Central Station instead of the one closest to the Paddy markets.
Jazzie heard about it and called me an anti-social for getting lost. LOL Honestly not my fault I don't hang around the city enough by myself. So today Jason sent this picture. What a mole. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate family dinners...


The end.

Great way to kick start the weekend

First week back to normal school week and I already got my Maths and Society&Culture back
HAHAHA.
Results?
PRAISE THE LORD.
Got awesome marks for both. (I was shocked for Society since I thought I'll only get around 70s)
Maths: 86%  (average 59%)  and Society: 87% (average 67%)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Over the moon esp for Society since it finally shows some improvement.


However, I am a bit scared about eng and legal :S
Didn't really finish eng on time for Paper 1 and for Paper 2- supervising teacher didn't let me page number my answers :@ Even when we were only given TWO x 3page maths booklets to write our 3 essays.....
I had to ask 7 times for more paper, so if I do get a lower mark because of that I'm going to bring one hell of an argument to the eng staff room (:
Legal... haha. We wasted 2 hours studying Crime which was hardly touched on in the exam and I blanked out for a few. The questions really only 'looked' hard.

Oh wells. Ace the HSC HAHAHA



Praise the Lord ♥

Distractions during Captains' meetings

What happens when I walk out for a few moments...
 Adrian: I just took aim with a rubber band to shoot it at a spider in the corner of the room and held it next to my eye. I let go of the wrong end and flicked myself in the eye. You win this round, spider.
Me: That spider was clearly a master of the spatial dimensions. You were lucky this time.

Last laugh.

So..
Ms was handing out 100% attendance awards during roll call today.
And not to anyone's surprises but I got two. One for term 1 and 2.
Mia full cracked up yelling NERRRD.
But hey, that's alright. I embrace it cos you know what? Ms called out her name afterwards!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Who's the nerd now? hot daym. That's what I thought.



 I will always have the last laugh yah mole.

I didn't know Egyptians were bullied by their mothers.

"Mummified... Is that when you get bossed around a lot?" - 6 year old cousin.True story.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Cute.

Netball training for Teachers vs. Students game

I must have looked utterly miserable at netball when my 6-foot tall male GK blocked my shot by simply raising his hand, because he apologised and didn't do it again... Oops

 

Sleepy & Chinese Whispers

Had only one period today and it was maths but noooooo. School decided to exchange it for an assembly instead -___- Feels like I wasted my day.
Sleepy. Hate morning training... super sleep deprived.
Also. Simone posted the pics below on fb and obviously my cousins sees and tell their parents. Before you know it Dad rings angrily and asks if I got a new tattoo without asking for his approval first.
LOL.
Chill guys. It's only pen........

Telecom would go broke if it weren't for the Wogs & Asians...
No joke.

Productivity

 Tiring.
Stayed up till 3am doing anything but sleeping.
HUUUUH.
Got 2 hours sleep. And was late to training HAHAHA
Still got the fuel running, surprises.

Went libs afterschool. Planned out my schedule for the next weeks.
Got a tattoo from Simone. Cos she's cool like that.

Here it is : In Christ I have Faith.  (so lovely of her to write that without me asking)

(At library)
Simone: Okay. You can put your sleeve over it... should be dry. JUST DON'T SWEAT OKAAY
Me: okay... Pretty sure I don't sweat on my arms.

3 hours later. (home)

Chane: Shit pen you got. It slowly rubs off even without sweating ):
Simone: LOL
Chane Unsatisfied customer. This is why you should never become an underground tattoo artist.:
Simone: dude why did you say underground!
Chane: cos. You're a dodgy little shit (:

Simone: LOL oi!
Chane: In the nicest way possible <3
Simone: ass hahahaha
Chane: ButtPinches tmr. To compensate for the hurtful words if you MUST :b
Simone: NO THATS OAKY
Simone: okay*****
Chane: okay ):  Just don't come begging for some a few days laters.
Simone: I WON'T :)

Highlights of the weekend

Bec will be BEC

Bec: woaah that guy looks so much like my cousin except this guy is way taller
Me: Umm... Bec. I'm pretty sure that is your cousin.
Oh dear..




Paige: I don't know how much longer I can fool myself into thinking that playing Temple Run is relevant to my archaeology major.

Come again?

Okay guise, seriously.... WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TEXT MESSAGES SAYING : IN
IN.
IN.
IN.
Please explain yourselves or I will prank call you all at 4 in the morning :D
That's right yah moles I got training at 5. Happy waking up together ♥ hehe.

Eng Speech

So the average person speaks at about 100 words a minute... I'm going to have to speak at 220 words a minute to get through my whole speech!
Good joke. Let's hope I don't slur my words. 
Hate sitting through speeches... I cannot possibly sit still for 55 minutes without fidgeting, writing, reading,  talking, whispering or sleeping.

Nicknaming.

Trust me to bogan-ise all names HAHAHA :D



Also got chosen to play the teachers vs. students in freaking netball.
NETBALL
E
T
B
A
L
L

Well, shooting at netball should be fun, I'll probably end up scoring goals for the team on the next court over.
 Seriously guise... do you actually want to lose? :/ Fools. 

Them Golden Days

Was digging up some old stuff and look what I found!

Chloe in her junior days during IT class. GOLD. She'll love me for this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Can't wait to pay the girlies a visit ): I miss all-girls.

Work.

Went to work for the first time in  AGES!
Daym. I miss them funny UniKids.
The customers? Not so much.


Apparently very few people have the ability to count. 
I'm sorry, did you mistake the '5 items or less' sign for '50 items or less'?
Rachel: No Chanelle... They didn't mistaken... They just don't care.

Manager: It actually says express...so guess you just gotta scan faster!
ROFL  ♥ 

Informed a dropkick customer who chucked his can of drink in a basket that it wasn't a bin, and actually got an apology. Score one for the bitch retail worker!

A guy went through an orange light and when he passed I crossed. His guilty conscience kicked in and he reversed back. Welcome to Burwood.

Things change when you don't work for a long time...

New and Improved Price Check Machines at The K.

No more waving, pointing and instruction giving to our customers. All our problems solved. Thanks James. XX

That's manager-material for you. LOL

Deep conversations with... Paige

Me: I am not a sixteen year old boy.
Paige: You didn't add the burp that went with it
Me: IT WAS ONE TIME
Paige: I am pretty positive you are actually a boy.
Me: I WANT MORE JUICE
Paige: No more juice. Get off your fat ass and get more
Me: NO YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Paige: Sometimes I like to pretend I don't.




Paige: Don't be soft.
Me: Paige... That word isn't even in my vocabulary... I'm pretty sure I'm the toughest person you know *rolls eyes*
Paige: You're also very deluded.  All I hear is wa wa wa I'm a dirty crack who're.
Me: I totally had another dream where I conquered diamond pushups on an incline again. I woke up and my arms hurt... Now that is TOUGH.
Paige: You have gone soft on me. Haha you're lame, how bout you actually do the inclines?
Me: I'm feeling a little on the softer side this morning, that could be something to do with the tim tams I ate for breakfast.... umm, inclines? Who do you think I am? Iron man?
Paige: You had tim tams, I had a run. That's right, you're becoming weak. Haha. DO THE INCLINES YOU PRINCESS.

 

Wise words from AVERY

Avery's morning text: Pelvic thrusting at the prospect of a good fringe day.

That one had me in tears.

A WHAT exam?

If truth is relative and the search of it is futile due to dictations of post structuralist theory, then I am by no means required to do my historiography exam next week for its reception could become redundant by the time it reaches my marker.

And send.

Colloquial language has probably gotten the better of you when you address your store manager as "dude" in a text without thinking about it

It took me so much effort to even muster up the courage to tell my parents something...
I had to sit there for a whole 7 minutes contemplating about it and another 4 minutes to push the words outta my mouth.
Wow.
Just wow.

She's no Goldilocks

That girl from MLC who hangs with Vee broke a chair today when she leaned back.
I laughed so hard. Pre-tee funny.
She just walked away from the table like nothing happened. As least the librarians weren't there.




Got Society back. That class test for equality based on our own notes. 10%
Was binding my PIP when Ms placed mine on the table faced down. Went over to see what I got and nearly freaked.
I turned the sheet over and saw the mark at the bottom BAM 12. twelve. t.w.e.l.v.e.
So shocked.....
then I went back to the binding machine, spewing at the mark. Turned around and asked what it was out of.
twenty.
20
12/20. crapping my pants by now. felt so sick .____.
Was still in class finishing off my binding when the bell went.
Packed up and glanced over my mark again.......

Turns out I was looking at the wrong number. It was actually 18/20
the twelve was just a mark from one section of the paper. HAHA.
:D Happy
But there's definitely still room for improvement.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee praise the Lord ♥

YAY LIFE

Why am I still up so late?

COS I JUST PRINTED MY 50 PAGE PIP (Personal Interest Project) for Society and Culture
40% of HSC external mark doneee :D Am so happy with my little baby. It was such a challenging 9 months; however, the end result was totally worth it. This is most definitely a valuable learning experience for me.
You good looking baby, you. Can't wait to bind you tomorrow and send you off to the Board of Studies. Wooooohoooooooooooo. STOKED.
Thank you to all participants and volunteered markers, hope to make you proud and will let you know that your time was not wasted when I get that top band. Awyeaaah! Band 6 here I comeeee. Should I slip a hundred dollars in there just in case? LOL. Kidding. It should be more of ME charging them to read it
(:  huhu.

Also, PRAISE THE LORD THAT MY PRINTER DIDN'T DIE ON ME, given the countless copies I printed off I almost murdered it at one point. Haha.
Thank the Lord.




YAY LIFE ♥ 

Snores Galore

So today we had a inner-west Captains meeting from a few schools and whilst we were waiting....

Private schools are such hardworkers. LOL



I also found this rather hilarious:
Me: Hey Patricia can I borrow your pacer for a sec, please?
Patricia:  uhh... yeah (rummages through her pencilcase)
Me: Sorry, don't know where mine went, got one?
Patricia: umm (looks confused) a...?
Me: Pacer.
Patricia: o___o what.....
Me: Pay-SAH
Patricia: Paper?
Me: NO NO. A pacer. You know, the thing you write with....
Patricia: .......... no.
Me: I saw you using one yesterday! PAY-SAAAAAAH. YOU KNOW? Like a pencil?
Patricia: You mean this? (Takes out pacer) Mechanical pencil?
ME: YESS, PACER.

HAHAHA.

She's slowly losing her accent a bit, told me her little siblings have a full aussie accent LOL
And then she made me realise "bugging" is a slang- e.g. "My brother is bugging me"
Annoying, irritating, etc. Never knew it was slang. Lol ty Patricia