Saturday, 8 December 2018



Always living in a constant state of nostalgia




Friday, 7 December 2018

Shoutout to Pam

When you absolutely dreaded being paired up with
your dropkick of a colleague only to find out
your senior work mate allocated unfairly so that you could avoid said colleague
and have a better day/shift

I LUBB YOU SO FREAKING MUCH PAMMMM

Also sorry Alex ROOOFL
taking one for the team, she was so pissed and annoyed the whole shift

Monday, 3 December 2018

I sling 'em comebacks

I am a comedian and my own audience
with how often I manage to crack myself up,
especially today when I was flitting back to old messages and found a gem

(For a little bit of context)
So my cousin's mate shared her old uni notes with a classmate and 
upon later stalking (as you do) she found said classmate's twitter accnt and
recent sneak complisult tweet saying she smells like a 
neglected panini-head (which for one, lel but still kinda shitty). 
Me being present during this groupchat convo when my cuz was around
decided this was too juicey to miss out on and not put my 2 cents,
considering that the girl was conflicted on how she should respond to the tweet.

Also me being the shitstirrer that I am convinced my cousin to share my insult



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm fab
shutup




Sunday, 2 December 2018

Holidayz

Although NZ trip didn't quite work out I'm actually so
freaking excited for my roadtrip with Jennifer HAHAHA
like I know I shouldn't hype it up to avoid disappointment but I cannot.
FREAKING LOVE YOUU JENN!
HAHAHAHA like idk why am I even more excited about this trip than my
Jap&korea trip.

Also I didn't realise how many trips and plans I signed myself up for
so it looks like no days of slothing about for me in the near future zzz


Saturday, 1 December 2018

Nothing beats chill night shifts haha
There's me doing my Annual leave application paperwork
and on the next computer Theresa's there typing up her letter of resignation
HAHAHAHAHA ded

Practicing for her exit interview tho hahahaa
seriously hope she brings up all the shit about you-know-who


Sunday, 25 November 2018

Youchube ; Archer

New season sucks ass 
but what a series

 

Friday, 23 November 2018

I heard you moved to Alice Springs
ROOOOFL
okay. 


Wednesday, 21 November 2018

Y u so butthurt

When you have nothing negative to say so you
bring up some bullshit feedback that has no relation to work performance
but cuz you're a sensitive ass bitch

No way you keeping me here after my 6 months.
Done my freaking time and getting my ass out asap.
Also notsure why you even tell me that you got a call
from my new manager about where I'm going after my program finishes
... what response did you expect from me??
"yeah I fcking hate it here, you being the number 1 reason. 
Doesn't take a genius to see why there are so many vacancies here"

Can't wait for my last appraisal tho LOL
my colleagues asking if I'm planning to stay
and when I tell them no straight up they're all disappointed and hurt
with "we're not that bad" HAHAHAHA yeah okay 

Still sad I won't be going back to my old ward tho
 as heartbroken as Jennifer when I told her 
wahhhh no more working together.
Leo and Xiu were full sad as well when I told them
there was no spot for me
MISS YOU GUIIISE ):



Tuesday, 20 November 2018

November, 
you have been one big flop.
 
Can't wait to be over you.

Sunday, 18 November 2018


I'm so sad that I didn't get mid-Jan off ):
When I showed my RNs that I got christmas to early Jan off
they were lowkey jealous saying "you so young and you don't even have kids".
Yeah bro. I didn't even ask for this shit ass leave.

Feel kinda guilty cos been planning on NZ and group's been holding off
on tix because of me zzz
Can't even roadtrip anywhere cos everywhere's booked out ugh
Trust my mates to suggest spontaneous trip to americas and then 
reject it in the next breath LOOOL YOOOOOOOO
You know you guys shouldn't tempt my irresponsible, impulsive ass.
Did you forget about my oscar wylee trip. Much ragrets.
 And then trying to figure out when/where our next trip is with Mia and her
bloody expensive ass school holidays period and my unpredictable leave
is a headache and a half. Nothing beats her proposal tho

Mia: one of us has to sacrifice our career for our twentytwenty trip. 
And it's not me cos my mum called me crazy after I mentioned quitting
 since I only just got the new contract.

You're something else

Tuesday, 13 November 2018

When my coordinator and I are 
going through my list of options of
where I can go after NG program and telling me
how my num is happy to take me on.

I'm sure she freaking is but no thanks.
There's no way I'm staying even if it's somewhat decent.
I mean does it say much when everyone breathes a sigh of relief
knowing she won't be in. Not even gonna mention about my A/L and swaps.
Making an issue outta a non-issue.

And the time when Irene told me to get out asap when I bumped into her LOOOL
Wise words from RN2. 

Friday, 9 November 2018

I'm not saying that I didn't see this coming
but it doesn't sting any less to hear it. 

Just keen to get my ass outta level 6

Friday, 7 September 2018


Tryna call out Mia on her unspoken rule of "if I'm in my pjs I ain't chilling" 
 Nekminnit group one up me and ends up coming over to mine
uninvited at 10 freaking pm like it's nobody's biz

Friday, 31 August 2018


Took me less than a week to realise the hell 
that would be the next 6 months
 
And a bit more before my manager
tryna start shit ^________^
If she thinks I'm gonna stay after I finish
she's got another thing coming.

If your staff retention rate for NGs are 1/24
for the last 3 years, wouldn't you think that maybe
YOU are the problem?


Tuesday, 21 August 2018


When Thrizza is on the same brain wave as you
when it comes to foodventures ^__________^

Lubbyou

Friday, 17 August 2018

Awkward as hell

Went to introduce myself to my new NUM 
Then embarrassed the hell outta myself cos I was so nervous
that when the CNE was like "Hi, I'm cindy"
Me: Oh hi! Thanks.



.... walked out thinking why the fuck did I just thank her lmao
fml nervous 20/10


My RN's full cracked up when I told them "thank you for being you, Cindy"



I'm fab at first impressions, clearly.

Saturday, 4 August 2018


When you tryna help a mate get that free shipping
and then you end up adding $100 of your own shit to the cart
HAHAHAHAHA
notsure notsure


Wednesday, 25 July 2018

Bittersweet

Pretty sad to think that it's almost been 6 months already
and gonna move onto my next rotation soon
wahhhh
gonna miss my ward so much and all the peeps

10/10 best ward eva
and I've barely been accredited for much LOL 
This ward is wayy too chill so hopefully I won't get my ass handed to me
at my next ward. I mean I definitely won't miss all the frequent staff defers, 
new admissions and high turn over rate
but pretty sure I'll get sick of seeing the same patients everyday for months ugh
 lowkey wouldn't mind coming back

should've dropped mad hints to the NUM while she was around
zzz

pls let the next 6 months go smoothly

Friday, 20 July 2018

Thrizza werk dat food moneysss

Thrizza: I'm working sat-sun morning kill me
Thrizza: WORKING TO AFFORD EATING OUT WITH YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks bb
you da best

Monday, 9 July 2018


The moment when you tease someone but then they end up roasting 
themselves and lowkey the whole friendship...
 

Kinda ragret that I didn't end the convo with HOLY SHIT YOU'RE POVO
HAHAHA
but I'm so done after what you said
You remind me too much of a fuerdai 

so,

BAIIIIIII bish

ain't nobody be competing with you and your big head


Saturday, 30 June 2018


When you sah blind you couldn't even get the frames you wanted
HAHAHAHAHAHA
also feel so ripped off ):
lowkey ragrets the second pair, shoulda listened ayee


Saturday, 23 June 2018


 Slowly converting your whole ward into Anello crew 
HAHAHAHAHA
Num's like "oh yeah I looked it up at home after I saw yours"

TYTY

Friday, 22 June 2018


When someone pisses you off so you swim an extra 
6 laps to work off the anger HAHAHAAH

Saturday, 9 June 2018



I can't help but feel like what we have 
has already run its course.


Is it just me?


Thursday, 7 June 2018

This is where we are now


Not gonna lie but kinda hurts that 
you make it sound like a chore and shouldn't
even take months when it's really only 20 minutes of your time tops.

I can only put in so much effort before I'm done trying


Youchube ; Missy Higgins - Cemetry



 

Her two latest MVs have been pretty tragic tho
Not gonna lie

Monday, 4 June 2018

OH MY GOSH 
OH MY GOSH
REUNITED WITH BREE AFTER A YEAR 
9 weeks and I get her for a week on my ward yeye
So happy LOL have not seen this girl since she left me );
 Updated her on all the kmart drama that went down when she quit
HAHAHAHAHA yas, I live for the goss.
 But honestly, what's up with the latest news.
Someone pls suss out for me lel



I miss you too Ellen ):
lowkey miss you giving me shit wahhh
shit I already hear you repeating that in your annoying voice
jokes LUBBYOU my farter

Friday, 1 June 2018

Can confirm Archer dangerisland is worse than
gas leak year of Community. So disappoint!


Sunday, 20 May 2018

These past few days when I soak in silence 
my brain has been circling back to you for no reason.
And I hate it.
So freaking much because it feels like so much wasted.
We went about things wrong so many times, 
that I don't even know where to begin to unravel it all.
But it seems like it wouldn't have mattered which way
because this is us now.

 I made you into some sort of crutch more than I realised,
which kept me holding on for all the times I should have just cut you loose.
At least I think that would have ended better than now.
This in between and you pulling the same shit you always do.

But I guess what annoys me more than our constant
back and forth is the fact that I'm as familiar with you as I am
with that islander who would busk jazz at central.

A few months ago I was going to be honest and upfront
 about this to you but I held myself back thinking it would be another bout of drama
that I didn't need. Though we only ever get real when we have
those kinda chats so I guess anything beats the tedious small talks we somehow
managed to get ourselves started on.

At this point in time though it seems like whatever the conclusion may be doesn't matter anymore.
I just want to stop caring

Thursday, 10 May 2018

I actually can't believe there's less than 3 months left
wow when I mentioned this to Pieta 
she was all "don't make me cry"
HAHAHAHA don't act like you aren't planning on leaving the west

But seriously I was so excited to see Mel back from her 6 weeks A/L
I missed her so muchhhh wahhhh

And then there's Richard telling Jennifer and I to hurry up
and become a CNS like he did 2nd/3rd year out
no pressure yeah

Saturday, 5 May 2018


Nights when Thrizza would hit me up for kbbq
and be willing to trek all the way because the crave is real
HAHAHA

She is my person

Tuesday, 17 April 2018

When you're used to the shitfest struggle of PM shifts 
 and the different levels of drowning depending on who you're with
HAHAHAHAHAHA

shoutouzz to Bronwyn 
ya legend

Monday, 16 April 2018

Oh my gosh so annoyed
-_- why give me dates when
it's not confirmed farrrrrr
wasted my weekend making all these plans

I WANT MY WEEKEND BACKK

Saturday, 7 April 2018

Friday, 6 April 2018


Made plans to take my 4 weeks A/L with Thrizza 
to go korea/jap (yasss finally)


Nekminnit Mia salty
that we won't be able to ever align our holidaying
schedule and spontaneously decides that Mia, db and I will be
going NZ in jan. Mia's concept/understanding of earthquake tho
pls don't ever teach geo HAHAHAHAHAHA

._. I legit have no idea what's happening anymore though
like is it happening or
 

Saturday, 24 March 2018


So much love for
Di, Mel & Jen
 
you guuuuyths

Saturday, 17 March 2018



When Thrizza treks it to mcq but won't
even hop off at stratty for you

</3

AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BRAVE THE 30 DEGREE HEAT FOR YOU TMR

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LONELY SASHIMI & OYSTER DATE


jokes. I need you. 
pls
dun lev mi

but also not joking about braving the heat thing

kthnx

Saturday, 10 March 2018


There's no battle to be won when you're 
trying to explain the plot of one of your old favourite books to
your mate when they're so literal.

It's not a hard thing to wrap your head around but guess I now know
which self-help book you should read next ^____________^

lubb yewwww loserrrr

ALSO. DUUUUUUUBLEEEEEEEEN
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm legit going to think about that moment every time I feel down this month

Tuesday, 6 March 2018


Was that really necessary? 


Honestly, who the fck says something like that. 


notsure if I'm just being sensitive as or you're a dick ^_________^


Saturday, 3 March 2018


Trust that my brother's first text to me since he 
flew off to his holiday 2 weeks ago is to ask me for a favour 
HAHAHAHAHA

use&abuse wahhh

Saturday, 24 February 2018

Most spontaneous buy of the century

Went to harvey norman to get myself a navigator
walk out of the store with a note 8 ^_____________^
don't even ask
HAHAHAHAHAHA unplanned.
was only supposed to check out the sale price they had going on
and then mum and my aunt talks me into "might as well get it now" since it wasn't too pricey.
okay ballersssss.
Early pickmeup gift cos these coming weeks/months
are just gonna be brutal
HAHAHA
and I ain't even gonna get my first pay till 3 weeks later.
I make really good decisions LOL
thankgoodness for kmart savings. 
Claresta's all : I don't get how you have more saved than me
when you spend so much

HAHAHAHAHAHA
idk either gurl.

Friday, 23 February 2018

I convinced my buddy to do her math medication test from the 
compulsory online module while we had an hour left on the ward before hometime.
There's x number attempts allowed to get 100% but it says if you fail 3 times
you need to contact CNE (educator) for support LOL (only thing that pushed me to pass)

legit had 2 more questions before
she was able to pass and then we fail one q.
The second attempt wasn't much better since we got so stuck on the second question
and I legit started feeling bad for convincing her to do her test early.
Ended up asking the educator to help us with the Q HAHAHAAHA
 educator was also unsure of her own answer and wanted it double checked
so recruits other people to do the question
nekminnit got the arvo RNs, educator, NUM and CNS standing behind our computer
tryna work it out too.
Our NUM took a pic of the question cos she needed to do her math module too 
HAHAHAHAHA 

when we finally passed NUM full asked us if we took all the pics for the questions
so they could all study and shit HAHAHAHAAHAHA
thankgoodness almost everyone down to earth


Thursday, 22 February 2018


Can't freaking breathe

 Only gonna be supernumerary for 3 days. hellllllllp

); 

Easiest week of this year is over.

baiiii errrrbody

Sunday, 18 February 2018


Was gonna meet up with Mia on Friday and chill at hers but
cos Chinese New Year and superstitions was a no-no HAHA

So ended up meeting today on my last day of freedom
after church for brunch
legit so devo thinking about tmr
whyyyyy

Mia tryna cheer me up about it LOOOL
well hopefully I won't be too busy balling my eyes out everyday to 
still do our catchups and chill hehe

Went to hers and her mum&dad actually 
gave me red envelops.
Mia's dad full wishing me good luck for my new job
HAHAHAHAHA I melt. so cuuuuuute I swear



Steph asked to be invited to our next bayrun HAHAHAHAHA
UMM s'cuse me did you pay for your membership to join us
Membership benefits come in the form of food dates, coercion to tan at beach at 40 degrees,
random frequent insults to keep you humble huhuhu

Saturday, 17 February 2018

I cri evrytiem


T___________________________T

nuuuuuu

time pls stand still

I can't

Tuesday, 13 February 2018

Deep conversations with Claresta

 Claresta asks to go pool together tmr but then...



Dis guuurl man
HAHAHA
"I foreal invited you with low expectations"

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dead but tru
She got me

Saturday, 10 February 2018


When Andrea actually tries to invite me out when 
it's gonna be 34 degrees tmr

UMMMM have we met?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 I'm getting my ass home asap after church so no.


ALSO HELL NO TO MIA IF YOU SEE THIS
AND TRYNA ASK ME TO GO BEACH WITH YOU.
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR INVITE WHERE THE SUN DUN SHINE
COS I'M STILL TRAUMATISED FROM THAT 42DEGREES DAY
neverforgetneverforgive


 ♥

Friday, 9 February 2018

Youchube ; Missy Higgins - Futon Couch


The first time I heard it, I was pretty indifferent and surprised
at how unexpected it is from her usual songs
buuuuuut
it's annoyingly catchy and now I can't get it outta my head





Hoping her new album would get me through this year
like it did twentytwelve HAHAHAA

Tuesday, 6 February 2018

Adventures with fatbert


When he wouldn't get outta the damn ikea bag



Sunday, 4 February 2018


I'm actually gonna miss Ellen and I being arseholes to each other while
having the other's back / not ratting on each other.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Tho srsly thanks heaaaaps for not telling Jenny that I
clumsily dropped and broke the mg


gudtymes
 

Friday, 2 February 2018

pls stop reminding how long left
so. freaking. not. ready. 

Also still lowkey devo that whole fam will be overseas
holidaying in thai/hk/jp and here I'll stay wahhhh

); 
 

Thursday, 1 February 2018


You're the level of petty I aspire to be,
teach me master 

Monday, 29 January 2018

Saturday, 27 January 2018


Been around 6 years since
and it's still a bitter pill to swallow 


Tuesday, 23 January 2018

Is it a crime to get fed


Marcus: Why do I get the feeling that every time you come over it's not for my company
Me: ... your yiayia makes me really good food? 
Marcus: WOW


Just tryna be honest mate
and while we're there I'd also like to share that 
I still lowkey visit Avery's Nan... she makes some killer empanadas
and we get a lot swell.


hehe

Monday, 22 January 2018


YASSSSSS I GOT ITT!!!!
I know it's been a long time coming HAHAHAHA
but so happy (:

PRAISE THE LORD


Sunday, 21 January 2018



Gave me a red envelop/pocket (lai see) for good luck for tomorrow
LOOOOL that's actually pretty cute



Saturday, 20 January 2018


"ummm... we've met before. Twice actually"

HAHAHAHAHA okay...
but srsly who r u?


Friday, 19 January 2018


Went bayrun and pretty sure we annoyed
half the people there too HAHAHAHAHAHAA
For last half lap just kept Mia singing me 20 second songs
from any title I could throw out.
GUD TYMES

Still can't believe Thrizza has avoided telling her mates
that she's going backpacking... like in a few days time.

Me: have you started packing yet or pulling a classic you?
Thrizza: SHIT MY MATE ALMOST SAW YOUR TEXT was about
to throw my phone across the room
Me: R u like not good with lying HAHAHAHA
Thrizza: i don't want to lie hahah
Me: packing meals
Thrizza: HAHAHAHAHA LIKE SHE WOULD BELIEVE THAT BS
Me: It's not a lie if you actually do it after
Thrizza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ded


Pretty sure omission is still lying though so YA MOLE
gonna miss ya

Thursday, 18 January 2018

Adventures with David.S

Was dropping something off for Alex
who was at gym and nekminnit bumps into David who
decides to leave with me aka ditch his leg day. LAZYYYYY

DnM for 3 hours at his place LOL
You're cute but also hella cheesey okay.
Super lactose intolerant rn just thinking about it.



Buuuuut heaps proud of ya! 
Disadventaged scholarship HAHAHAHAHAHA
nahnah actually impressed
you smart even tho you give off airhead/all-about-socialising vibe

Still can't believe you had no tutoring,
putting all us other asian kids to shame.

Thanks for letting me put concealer on you and not flashing me (much)

Me: Your skin tone is actually not that light
David: No I'm pale as. Here I'll show you my butt
Me: Y UR BUTT Y NOT YOUR STOMACH


Thanks for the night tho
and here's your dedi
lubb yaaa

Friday, 5 January 2018

Damn Thrizza for tempting me with all these talks about spontaneous trips
but we both know she will be broke as heck once she comes back from euro backpacking -_-
ughhhh
 
 Kinda regret saying no to Sheetal's melbz trip but
I really ceebs Aus open
 I don't even follow tennis lel
soz guuuurl

ceebs even spending money to go canberra right now

FT life is gonna kill me
I already feel it.
no more last minute plans wahhhhh

 ♥

Wednesday, 3 January 2018

Tuesday, 2 January 2018


 You make dinners so unbearable

every freaking time

You've scrolled a tad too much...

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Sometimes, I don't know why I bother continuing to keep this active but then I read past posts and get a good kick and laugh outta it. So here I am once again. |-/

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