Things about João...

HAHAHA HEADDD!

IZZZ COLD IZZ COLD Oh man.
Haven't heard from sexy jazzy in agess!
Of course I will not miss the opportunity to do a dedi
especially when he told me he was lurking recently.

hehe

OI OI OI SEXY JAZZY.
You da sexiest of them all.

Now drop a beat and sing us a song ;)

Honestly, João was the only good thing that came 

outta that epenpal, during the somewhat low point of '12-'13 HAHA

We were so polite and chummy to each other back then lel

now we're all 'nyet nyet nyet dickhead'
Prostitution has changed you ); You're mean now
HAHAHAHAHA

But nahhhh. You still the adorkable crazy João who took me out on a skype date

to the weirdest museum, and trust him to put down 'Dickhead' as his visitor's name.
TRUST. 

Now he just goes on dates with tissues and hand LOL

In any case, you still my maaaate,
regardless of keyring or no keyring HAHAHAHAHAHA

Winkwinknudgenudge

(Also. I still have a few more embarrassing screenshots to post HAUSHAUSHAUS)

♥