If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Remember that time when my mum went crazy made a wise investment move and bought heaaaaaps and heaps of Shapes because she "thought" my brothers and I loved them.

Well, jokes on Arnott because everyone be ranting about the shitty new flavours.
HAHA

Gonna be selling my stock of Shapes original flavours on eBay in 5 years time. 

Remember this name, peasants.



(Edit: Someone's already selling it on ebay for $49.95 a box HAHAHA)

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Things about João...

HAHAHA HEADDD!

IZZZ COLD IZZ COLD Oh man.
Haven't heard from sexy jazzy in agess!
Of course I will not miss the opportunity to do a dedi
especially when he told me he was lurking recently.

hehe

OI OI OI SEXY JAZZY.
You da sexiest of them all.

Now drop a beat and sing us a song ;)

Honestly, João was the only good thing that came 

outta that epenpal, during the somewhat low point of '12-'13 HAHA

We were so polite and chummy to each other back then lel

now we're all 'nyet nyet nyet dickhead'
Prostitution has changed you ); You're mean now
HAHAHAHAHA

But nahhhh. You still the adorkable crazy João who took me out on a skype date

to the weirdest museum, and trust him to put down 'Dickhead' as his visitor's name.
TRUST. 

Now he just goes on dates with tissues and hand LOL

In any case, you still my maaaate,
regardless of keyring or no keyring HAHAHAHAHAHA

Winkwinknudgenudge

(Also. I still have a few more embarrassing screenshots to post HAUSHAUSHAUS)

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awyissss

Successfully talked my way outta the dreaded trip

(still lubb you Mia) yeye.

Holland looks good tho guys 

HAHAHAHA

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Youchube; Rhye - Open

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Deep conversations with Becky

Me: Guess who sings it! YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHO. I MENTION IT ENOUGH
Becky: Twenty one-
Me: NO. The person is Australian
Becky: uhhh that one guy who you recommended
Me: ... matt corby? no.
Becky: what idk
Me: c'monnnnnn
Becky: OHHHH OHHHH THAT PERSON WHO SANG OH CANADA
Me: WHATTTTT. You remember that song?! Damn!
Becky: HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
Me: What am I holding onto?
Becky: I'm quickly searching her name now so I know it before you tell m-
Me: MISSY HIGGINS!
Becky: YOU WOULD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Honestly. You walked into that one.

I love how Aunty gets involved in our skype calls as well HAHAHAHA
She's legit hilarious.

Forever impressing Becky of the route I choose to  caramel the hell of things and wrap it neatly in aluminum foil. Very SUUUUURE I'll end all our calls with last second whisper of mayonnaise before I quickly hang up on her ;) What else are cr budds good for lel
She's gonna kill me when she sees this hahahahahaha.


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Saturday shifts

Got to see my lovelies! BEEN FOREVER
Excited screaming at each other as soon as you enter the staffroom LOL
So glad Eric closed as well hahahaha da best time everrr.
OH MY GOSH AND OLIVERR! MY BABE.  Haven't seen him in eons.
Miss' em dog barks and our v. affectionate farewells yelled across the store lel scare all the newbs
Oliver: Chanelle! CHANELLE! You working Sunday?
Me: No way.
Oliver flips the bird
Me: SUCH SHITTTTTTT MAN.... penis
Oliver: NO. DON'T EVEN START........ PEEEnis.
Obviously, we're verrrry mature.

Everyone pretty much took advantage that Eric was closing...
seeing as how Yunis was walking around the store with his shirt unbottoned and untucked
Honestly, couldn't stop myself from asking if he could look more like a slob HAHAHA.
Also. "You people" HAHAHAHAHAHA Can't believe he went there with Eric



Mac too! Legit didn't even know Mac was back. Very happy tears HAHAHA
Lyds and I forever on code blue ;) shu habibi

And guess which dumbass forgot to n/a for Mia's 21st ^_____________^
heh
heh
he.

sozz

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Adventures with Andrew at the pooool

When your mind is so frazzled, your strokes takes a new level of shitty. 

Andrew's all : Hey. We should make this our ritual
Me: Pig out after swimming?
Andrew: No. Swimming together when we're older

HAHAHAHAHAHA You cutiepatootie

Though I love how he's on the lookout for hot swimmers for me
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Spent our last 5 mins doing laps searching for the hot guy Andrew spotted.
siblingbonding5eva

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Deep Conversations with Marcus

Marcus: When I hear double dissolution election all I hear is upcoming sausage sizzles 


He votes for the "snags"

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Moles4mates

Mates planned a trip over the phone where I was somehow inclusive

even though not being IN on said conversation and it's to the place I cannot stand most.

Why do you guys hate me ^__________^ why

 5 of my replacement suggestions were rejected on account
of having to visit family there if we went.
^______^ Stop breeding everywhere.

Finding passive-aggressive ways to back out of something
I never said yes to but a heck lot of no's.
assnoying 10/10

I have moles for friends.


Is it too much of a coincidence if I plan a trip
with my unimates during the same dates.

Youchube; Communitychannel - Apology vid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nat being relevant
ALSO. Second vidpost in the week. It's officially the end of the world.




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Studybuddy distracted Kim

Kim and I were the only ones free to meet for the group meeting so we bothered-up

and had a pretty productive day besides the occasional diversions...

Me: We can focus on participant, John.

Kim: -quietly- ... John and Mary husband and wife. Bringing
home a brand new life
Me: what the fck
Kim: His name is S- 

Me: OHHHHHHH SAMMY. I'M BIG BROTHER DEAN

and then we just broke into belting out the lyrics.
Trust the filo man. Trust.

Also. Hetyew. Have that stuck in my head.

ugh

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Sheetal: Due today, do today.

HAHAHAHA
oh, you.

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Catsitting duties.
Simon and I are both bored.

awk stares. awk silence.

Please come home soon, RJ.






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Youchube ; Pink Martini - Hang on little tomato

For live version : https://youtu.be/R6E-B5RQUbE?t=49m56s

Robert Taylor and his trombone though


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