Bad influences

How am I not broke yet

 zzz

♥

Adventures out west

♥

We have hats now?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA glad I'm outta that hellhole.

Adventures with Thrizza

Watched Seto & Utsumi at the JFF with mah homie Thrizza (thanks for letting me drag you along).
Was preee good. More people turned up than I expected (still wished you were there Sheetal!)
The one date where Thrizza and I didn't end up foodcrawling haha.

Also my poor self control led me to buying more books.
Buildings that tbr list...


♥

Adventures with Steph

Foodcrawls with Steph post-prac yeye


♥

Youchube ; Missy higgins - Somewhere

♥

Thought this 500 word conclusion was easy to smash out
haaaaa. ragrets
Already on holiday mode so bad.
So used to 50-60% weighting assignments,
that I along with everyone else is kinda meh to this 20% assessment. 

I got work four days straight too.
zzz

pls don't be wordy

Thrizza the real homie

Shoutout to Thrizza for saying yes to seeing the japfilmfest with me
hehe you the best
(dw sheetal, I'll tape the whole thing on a gopro for you) HAHAHA

Also suuuuper stoked that I managed to snag one of my last units
next spring semester with Thrizza and Isabelle.
Gonna be like first year all over again ^_______^
yeye food dates after class


♥

There is a Tasmania trip planning in the works.
notsure if I should dog it / fam
Sounds pretty boring though HAHAHAHA
I'll pretty much just be walking, eating, annoying my fave cousin and reading
zzz

Hope my mum lets me ditch
plsssssss

HK relos gonna be back holidaying it up in oz in less than a month
Many thanks to my mole for cousins for continually reminding me ^__________^ 
Less than one month till I go temporarily deaf again
RIP eardrums

my aunt is gonna be ranting about the heat again...
OH MY GOSH. I JUST REALISED. 

the possible days I'll get dragged into doing fam stuff in the freaking 27+ degrees
I dead.
Gonna beg to ditch and take all the shifts from work so I don't 

have to be out doing shizz and sweating my balls off.
Judge away, but I'm not ready to go any skintone darker before melbs trip
ugh

♥

New store manager actually offered me a temp more regular contract
until Jan and I don't think I really thought it through too much

since I was told by my line manager on the phone...
And I don't exactly have the best track record with

making decisions on the spot / under pressure


zzz notsure I made the right decision

 

Annoying Sheetal, while I try to find someone to go watch the
one-showing-time only jap movie she intro'd me to

yet she will have to miss it since she's going to be leaving for japan on the same day.

HAHAHAHAAHA

if only

♥

Anger fueled laps does wonders with the endurance side,
but not so much in depleting said fuel.

Youchube : Matt Coonan - Fish

His delivery and metaphors




♥

Not meant to be aka poor excuses

^_________^

When I'm actually pretty motivated to get some shit done but

youtube, goodreads and all these other sites work fine besides my uni blackboard...

I'm just gonna take this as a sign that I was just not meant to do any work this week.

Thanks shitty wifi

When you have four assignments due in the coming month

 and he does you a favour and tries to kill you by cooking you "dinner"

♥

Deep Conversations with Tegs - #1 mole teammember

When you've been a mole to your manager and constantly giving them shit and burns at work

toomanysmokebreaks@gmail
HAHAHAHA

trust

♥

Collective procrastination

So I have pretty much the same members for 2 group assignments

and our fb group dedicated for these assignments have just become a

group for event planning... legit no joke got a Mission Escape Room event already

booked for next tuesday instead of a group meeting. The excuse was so we could

have a team building exercise or whatever.
Pretty sure you guise were also in my group for last sem's group seminar assignment...

We are so dead.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

bless

♥

Morning Adventures (too early for lyfe)

Woke up from a sort-of bad dream to a nightmare

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Mia rings me up at 10am, twenty mins before my alarm
so I'm lying in bed groggily thinking up a list of reasons why 

she could possibly be ringing me this early

and preparing for a possible meltdown of hers...

 Mia: Hello!
Me: hey...
Mia: Are you still sleeping?!
Me: yeah? of course
Mia: HAHAHA OPEN YOUR DOOR

DEBBEI AND I ARE OUTSIDE!
Me: I hope you're joking, oh my gosh I hear you from my window
Mia: Hurry up, we're waiting
Me: I hate you guys.

So which dickhead decided it was a brill idea to rock up at mine at 10
^_____________^
This is why I rarely ever give people my address HAHAHA

Honestly, I woke up for my present and to blend dez bitches some fruit juice
HAHAHA ugh
Mum's all do they want pineapple in the juice?
Me: No these people don't deserve pineapple

Thanks tho love you two and the presents,
so glad I didn't join your $100 bet/challenge, else I would have lost haha

OOOOOH Db and I twinning again today HAHAHAH (even when I legit just rolled outta bed)
Mia annoyed x 1000000 this is what you get for wearing your Adidas jacket
Thanks for driving me to work too HAHA

ALSO thanks lyds for the bracelet!
HAHAHA legit got all my present on the same day hehe
I love it, just the right amount of non-woggy and blingbling
And thanks for trying to write me an essay in my card HAHAHAA

you tried.

YOU GUYS BETTER START MAKING A LIST

♥

Deep conversations with Kimberley

Making people feel guilty 10/10

♥

I think I just became lactose intolerant after reading your message...

why you gotta tell me this

why can't it be anything less

and not be anything at all.

Youchube ; COIN - Talk too much

Got this stuck in my head sah bad.
Can't believe this band hasn't blown up yet



♥

Friday Foodcrawl adventures

THANKS FOR TODAY GUISE
Had a fab time as always!
Lol Mia be mad hating cos Db and I twinning AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHA

Foodcrawled too much, I'm not even sure if I can make it 

to my shift tomozza HAHA
I don't even think I can eat anything at all for the whole weekend

ughhhhhh I'm so full, if I make any sudden movements I think

my foodbaby may just burst forth.

And I still have a whole week's worth of lunch/dinnerdates with other ppl
._.

Debbei: this must be unusual for you
Me: why
Debbei: cos you're used to eating whatdoyoucallit- bruuen-BRUNNER

HAHAHAHA never forget
People hate, but brunner is the best meal of all.


HAPPY 90 DAYS THRIZZA ^_______^ 

♥

YASSSS

Submitted all my assignments! yeye

Far ouuut, Kim and I were stressing over this one part of the rationale,

so I'm texting errbody asking how they approached that bit and all my

replies were
"You're asking the wrong person. I got an extension"
HAHAHA

.__. 

Guess Kim and I are the only ones who didn't ask for extension.

BUUUUUUT so glad that's over!
Foodcrawl days here I come.

So excited for Friday dinner with Thrizza

♥

When you forget how hard/painful your friend high 5's even with her tiny ass hands,

and you're left staring at the hand print she has left on your palm.

FANKS DB

Adventures with Kim

*Kim lying alone on her nephew's jungle play mat*

Kim: The baby is sick, so I'll be the baby

♥

DnM with Becky

Was making brekkie and waiting for it to cook

so I asked Becky lezz skypecall for a bit... but then

HAHAHAHA trust

honestly didn't think that we'd be talking for that long... 

Can't believe my pronunciations is rubbing off on her.

Your heart says no

but your mouth says nooooo
Honestly, I still can't make out the distinction lel

But glad we were finally able to skypecall (see ya in April though!)
and have a DnM sesh haha verrry deep and introspective.

Besides your geeky and weirdness coming out,

Becky: girls are nice and soft

HAHAHAHAHAH what the heck

Y u b perv 

Still so surprised that you said you can still see us

being friends when we're 50 HAHAHA okay

Also thanks for changing it hahaha

I lubb youuu. Now I won't have to explain about

that 13yearold impression.

You're special

;)

♥

What happens when you do nothing and hope for the best

I dig myself a hole.
Honestly thought that if I don't mention it and was banking on fact that people would be heaaps busy with uni that they'd forget about it... but

Mia: oi so what are we doing next week
Me: Nothing
Mia: NO. come on!
Me: I've got like 2 assessments due on wednes LOL
Mia: yeah me too but still
Me: I'm really ceebs planning.
Mia: think of something and I'll be there in my leather jacket
Me: No fanks. Can I just be a loner
Mia: Noooooooo
Mia: Let's at least just have dinner
Mia: Text debbei too
Me: Can I just skypedate you guys instead

Idk if I'll be even arsed to get out of the house

and I semi-made plans with Thrizza to foodcrawl next week (hoping she'll be oblivious HAHAHA)

I really have no idea why I don't plan ahead... also the dreaded

♥

Deep conversations with Mia

When you constantly half-joke to your mates after every meet up, 

that you'll see them again in the next half year (usually followed by Mia chucking a dirty in response)

♥

Devo - not meant to be Missy

 Missy Higgins released another Sydney tour and it's during early November, 

the same time as my prac ); wahhh

Why does this always happen
and it's gonna be at the state theatre as well, fancy

Should have just gone during her Ol' Razzle Dazzle tour

stuff the hsc man.  Esp since her Oz album is

very MEH

♥

Stop, mum

oh my gosh it's still happening....

Mum's hell bent on setting me up with
the family friend's son.

notsure if I should be happy that I narrowly avoided going to their

dinner yday with the excuse of assessments. 

 Mum comes back telling me that he's still her fave

potential son-in-law and how I should consider dating him rahrahrah.

THEN she drops the bomb that he said he's interested in dating too.

wtf

I'm not even going to think how that conversation

 came up over dinner. I'll trust my mum and her big mouth.

Fanks guise.

Gonna be embarrassingly awkward next time we see each other.

Why do I do this to myself...

I'm the type that can't leave a book unfinished to be

continued later... I have to finish it all in one sitting/day, hence...

I'm 6 books done and zero progress on both assignments.

This is what I have become.

Content in the chlorine scent that still lingers

♥

Youchube ; Community - Annie's Mistake

♥

Workventures with Tegs

My old fave manager left so they did a manager shuffle and back to Tegan
lel

Lyds and I are all "I feel like since laura has left, we don't care as much"

legit being a mole and throwing burns to Tegan cos she's does her
attitude-problem-persona most of the time for shits and giggles also 

she's heaaaps unreliable cos she forgetful as shit

here's us during the last 2 weeks

-working together in my section at 12pm-
Tegan: okay, I'm gonna go have a smoke. I'll be back.
Me: Okay. Bye, see you at 3 o'clock
Tegan:*tries not to smile* don't be a smart ass
Me: Only because it's true 

------

Me: *getting bored // gasp * SPIDERRR *points to her shoulder*
Tegan: *panics, swiping at shoulder frantically* AHRHHHWR-
Me: *laughs like an evil mole*
Tegan: *stares then glares* (jokingly) I'm going to cut your shifts
Me: Can you really? Next week? PLEASSSEEE!
Tegan: fuck off hahaha

------

*Moving stock around in fixtures*
Tegan: watch your head, don't hit the pole
Me: Tegan. I won't hit the pole cos my head isn't as big as some people's *stares at her*
Tegan: HAHAHAHA whatever

------

-Tegan and Dylan helping fix up my roster-
Me: Okay. Thanks see ya in September
Tegan: September?
Me: yeah cos you don't need me in mornings
and I only do weekend mornings sometimes
Tegan: I'll see you next weekend then!!
Me: ...... Dylan, I'm going to call in sick next weekend.
*Dylan cracks up*
Tegan: fuck you guys!

♥

Writing message for lydia's birthday card 

and then Kenichi walks in saying daaaaaym someone's writing an essay

HAHAHA fanks man.

When lydia saw the card she was all hoooly shiiii
and on the brink of tears when she was reading my card hehe
Forever my habibi !
Thanks for tolerating all my scares, like when I hid your H-cage
and made you questioned whether you left it at the back stockroom,

or the time when we pranked yo' ass about intro to decancrew2016 HAHA.

Guuurl was trying to be super lowkey about her birthday on friday

and even deactivated fb but trust me going around work and telling

errrbody to say hbd to lyds during the morning HAHA

♥

Life is moving, can't you see 🌊

♥

Fulltime rat, parttime snake

New girl crying again at the stockroom telling us that she found out her pet snake died this morning.
Mon was all : "how can you tell if it's dead?"
new girl : "don't ask that"
Me being me walked out, not bothered to deal with her tears, again.
While later I couldn't resist asking Mon how does one even get attached to a snake... 

what emotional bond do you form with it... especially when you have 10 of them?


but hey, whatever floats your boat I guess.

But if you think about... I guess the pet matches the owner's character.
hah.
Lyds and I are very suss about her.
Ain't trusting with her shit.
So many rats lurking about.

Youchube ; Superhumanoids - Bad Weather

♥

Hbd Steph

Happy Birthday Steph! You cutiepatootie!
thanks for not minding us crash your after party
for cake and pizza lel

Still can't believe you got kicked out on saturday HAHAHA

Someone shouts at steph "be normal" when the bouncer nears the group
 and then she just flops onto table.

Smoooooth.


♥

Deep conversations with Debbei

TRUUUUUST.
It's like this girl never had cake before man... LOL
rock up just for a slice

♥

Whole 10 hours with Mia and Db

HAHAHAHA
Db forever staying at people's places

until she gets kicked out lel

SEE YOU GUISE IN JANUARY AT MELBZ
HAHAHAHA ;)

legit this week the most jampacked.
All I want to do is just stay at home and do nothing and see nobody.
If I get called in to work earlier tmr I don't even zzzz

Add another manager onto the list of people

who have asked "were you still asleep?" when I pick up their calls.

FANKS.

Very embarro

Also. Lydia is soooo going to kill me tomozza

HAHAHAHAHA Monique and I are dead.

I can just imagine her face and reaction when we spill.

 DECAN CREW ^______^

HAHAHAHA

Scaring lyds 5eva

oh my gosh

the other weekend when we were telling eric how bad I scared her

and then...
Eric: I know.
Lyds and I : o_o what. who told youEric: I saw you guys from the camera 
and was just face palming myself
Lydia and I just full looking at each other with faces of OH SHIIIIIIIIT. WE DEAD

THE CAMERA CAN SEE THAT FAR? HAVE THE OTHER MANAGERS SEEN THE TAPE?
While nervously laughing and me asking if he took a vid of it so I can see

the priceless reaction of Lyds scared shitless on replay.
Gud tymes

♥

Youchube ; Natalie T - Guess who

THIS IS SO ADORKABLE THOUGH



♥

Deep conversations with Shelley

Ain't uploading the whole shots cos you'll be scarred with 

the content of our convo

Swear, convos with shelley are always the weirdest

and most cringey shit you wouldn't even normally discuss.

But we go there in hopes of disgusting the other one and it has 

 become some sort of competition to out-gross the other by 

finding wtf vids/articles.

Though I am seriously surprised from us not talking much or at all 

in the 6 years of high school to where we are now lel


♥

Youchube ; Daniela Andrade - Digital age

Didn't like it at first but had it stuck in my head during

a two hour swim sesh lel

♥

"am I too late" ??????

You're killing my mind.

Finished with exams (hopefully) yeye
No more WPG walks hahaha

Asking Cindy where her seat number was
Me: Are you level 1 or ground?
Cindy: Upstairs... closer to God

HAHAHAHAHAHA okay.

Msn was a mindfk though ughhhh
Everyone comes out asking about the supplementary exam

Got korean after (still so devo about seoul-ria!)
apparently everything was a tad too spicy for the two filos and two viets

HAHA TRUST.
Meanwhile Mavis and I just kept eating.

I kept smiling at Kim and she's just like
"You're enjoying this aren't you"
HAHAHA potatoes!

Found out Andrea is into Maas' books and Kim&I are just

like yassssss, we found another.
She's way ahead of us with her reads though haha

Busker guy doing a cover to Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence at Central station's tunnel!
Daaaaaang.
Guy can sing. Only heard first 6 seconds probs, but that cover was bomb
please busk more.


♥

HBD B2

Happy Birthday Oliver!

Where would I be without your barking, trolley riding, hectic dancing, nip-slipping, hilarious self?

Your obsession towards turtle and cannoli never ceases to amuse me,

but most of all I can't believe everything you have achieved so far!

From your zest for knowledge to you starting your own business,

you put us all to shame!

Thank you for making my weekends more tolerable!

You sexy linguine

♥

     

You're more of a dog than albert lel

but seriously

♥

There's a sweet, yet painful realisation that often comes
with having lunch at my mate's Nonna's place.
There's the deep satisfaction that comes with having home-made gnocchi that can bring me close to tears. This is then followed a short while later by the trauma that comes afterwards knowing that I won't be able to eat any Italian food for at least 6 months now.


♥

Youchube ; Lauren Bullock - Love Notes

♥

Things about Mia

Mia trying to let her parents down softly about the possibility
of her not being able to pass the subject by telling them

that she can just rent a gown, wear her grad high heels, roll up a piece of a4 piece of paper

and send the photos to relos via wechat and none would be the wiser.


HAHAHAHAHA
Whatever mole, you'll pass.


♥

Soon- adventures to melbourne and last ANP

Started studying for ANP yday night and ended up
booking flight tickets to melbourne instead
HAHAHAHAHA trust.

pls don't be 30+ degrees melbs.
pls

need to summer shop asap


At the end of our last ANP tutorial
Zarb is like: Well hopefully I'll see some of you next semester for another unit
and I turn around quickly looking straight into his eyes in utter shock and panic of hell-no.
Zarb just bursts out laughing with "okay maybe some aren't so hopeful about that".
lel sozz
As much as I enjoyed sharing awkward moments and laughs with you Zarb
and you seem to get my humour somewhat, plsno.
Class engagement was abysmal

♥

howiswhatyouaskedevenrelated

The only comfort I can take from oral presentations is that the rest of the class

 pays as little attention as I do. Except the mature age students, 

fuck them and their endless questions.


the previous seminar group before ours got roasted so bad,
so glad we managed to answer all the feedback questions.

Deep Conversations with Sarah

huhuhu
affection for my thirdwheel

 

♥

Youchube ; Daughter - Smoke

♥

Highlights of the past week

- Kim and I stressing out after reading Sam's fb group post when she gave us a picture preview of the powerpoint pres, which she insisted on doing and it looked kiddy as fek with bubble text for our class seminar and commented with "You're lying to yourself if you think it looks shit lol"
Though thankfully it wasn't half bad and she ended up changing it last minute... I legit thought we were one step away from the nightmare of...




To which Sheetal revealed one group in her class did use the raindrop effect for all their texts HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA my sides. I died when she told me.

Gotta admit, I stuffed up the seminar a bit but lel the white table

 giving me the thumbs up and smiles and shit when I finished my part. BLESS.

--

Sharing awkward as fk moments with my ANP tutor, 

which usually ends with me awkwardly laughing
but zzz he only knows my name outta the whole table...

NOT EVEN ALYSSA. GG to my assignment.
Anyway, had to take one for the team (mostly cos Zarb was staring at me)
and moved groups for the presentation next week to even out the numbers. UGH.
I moved thinking I'll still be able to breathe without my mates for 3 hours

and that it was gonna be okay since it's a white table, and they'll be heaps opinionated 

 but now I'm not so sure...

at the end of class when I go back to re-group with my mates
Zarb: thanks for doing that Chanelle
Me: No wor-
Sheetal: S'alright, it's not like you separated us or whatever

lel honestly sheetal. You're my lobster.

sah sad but hopefully we'll get a easy case study, else I'll cry and chuck dirties at Zarb
for my demise... and then I'll see him again next year to repeat the same unit LOL

-----

Alyssa getting confused at why everyone was leaving pp3 lab early
when the tutor unofficially dismissed us.

Legit the most adorkable moment ever.
"why is everybody leaving, class is not even over yet?

We haven't even gone through the answers! 

Are we not going through them?
I don't want to leave. Has he dismissed us already?
I feel so disrespectful for leaving if he hasn't yet"
HAHAHAHA oh my gosh. ragrets of not getting it on video.
That girl was still glued to her seat while the rest of us got outta our lab coats.
And then later during lunch when Kim was feeling bum'd out cos of her manager's texts

I was like : "just think of alyssa not wanting to leave lab again"
which made kim laugh and alyssa not so amused at me.
BUT LOL Kim and I will be forever giving her shit for that moment 

hahaha next week though... planned our whole week around food.
From yumcha to surryhills dessert. 

Whateven.

♥

Why you so butthurt

 Just curious, is it your nature to go out on the attack right away, 

or is that just your keyboard warrior coming out? 

Or perhaps you're just upset Dami lost Eurovision. I know I am.


♥

Adventures with Joseph

"I think I just reached the point where I don't care anymore"

hahhahahahahhaha

♥

Said I didn't want to lead the group 

 4 weeks later, look where we are now. 

AH DAMN IT. 

So not keen for this seminar

Mornings are better with this cutiepatootie

♥

HBD

HBD Mia
^________^

Saving my good stuff for the card HAHAHA so mediocre post
I'm so glad the stress over your present is over.
Still hating you for not giving me the list,

but subtlety be damned.





Promised to go Melbourne to watch tennis with Mia, 

yet I'm already dreading about the heat 

hahaha. kill me.
Gonna get so freaking tanned zzz

SHIT I DO FOR YOU MAN.

♥

Deep Conversations with Claire

Claire: I've taken four naps today to avoid this assessment. You don't need to tell me about dedication hahaha

HAHAHAHA

♥

If you're ever feeling bad about procrastinating... just remember I read 28 books in the first two months of Autumn semester and all of them are fiction. 

Half of which were pretty disappointing reads too.

Though I do rejoice in the fact that I am not alone (nudgenudgebecky)

♥

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Remember that time when my mum went crazy made a wise investment move and bought heaaaaaps and heaps of Shapes because she "thought" my brothers and I loved them.

Well, jokes on Arnott because everyone be ranting about the shitty new flavours.
HAHA

Gonna be selling my stock of Shapes original flavours on eBay in 5 years time. 

Remember this name, peasants.



(Edit: Someone's already selling it on ebay for $49.95 a box HAHAHA)

♥

Things about João...

HAHAHA HEADDD!

IZZZ COLD IZZ COLD Oh man.
Haven't heard from sexy jazzy in agess!
Of course I will not miss the opportunity to do a dedi
especially when he told me he was lurking recently.

hehe

OI OI OI SEXY JAZZY.
You da sexiest of them all.

Now drop a beat and sing us a song ;)

Honestly, João was the only good thing that came 

outta that epenpal, during the somewhat low point of '12-'13 HAHA

We were so polite and chummy to each other back then lel

now we're all 'nyet nyet nyet dickhead'
Prostitution has changed you ); You're mean now
HAHAHAHAHA

But nahhhh. You still the adorkable crazy João who took me out on a skype date

to the weirdest museum, and trust him to put down 'Dickhead' as his visitor's name.
TRUST. 

Now he just goes on dates with tissues and hand LOL

In any case, you still my maaaate,
regardless of keyring or no keyring HAHAHAHAHAHA

Winkwinknudgenudge

(Also. I still have a few more embarrassing screenshots to post HAUSHAUSHAUS)

♥

awyissss

Successfully talked my way outta the dreaded trip

(still lubb you Mia) yeye.

Holland looks good tho guys 

HAHAHAHA

♥

Youchube; Rhye - Open

♥

Deep conversations with Becky

Me: Guess who sings it! YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHO. I MENTION IT ENOUGH
Becky: Twenty one-
Me: NO. The person is Australian
Becky: uhhh that one guy who you recommended
Me: ... matt corby? no.
Becky: what idk
Me: c'monnnnnn
Becky: OHHHH OHHHH THAT PERSON WHO SANG OH CANADA
Me: WHATTTTT. You remember that song?! Damn!
Becky: HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
Me: What am I holding onto?
Becky: I'm quickly searching her name now so I know it before you tell m-
Me: MISSY HIGGINS!
Becky: YOU WOULD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Honestly. You walked into that one.

I love how Aunty gets involved in our skype calls as well HAHAHAHA
She's legit hilarious.

Forever impressing Becky of the route I choose to  caramel the hell of things and wrap it neatly in aluminum foil. Very SUUUUURE I'll end all our calls with last second whisper of mayonnaise before I quickly hang up on her ;) What else are cr budds good for lel
She's gonna kill me when she sees this hahahahahaha.


♥

Saturday shifts

Got to see my lovelies! BEEN FOREVER
Excited screaming at each other as soon as you enter the staffroom LOL
So glad Eric closed as well hahahaha da best time everrr.
OH MY GOSH AND OLIVERR! MY BABE.  Haven't seen him in eons.
Miss' em dog barks and our v. affectionate farewells yelled across the store lel scare all the newbs
Oliver: Chanelle! CHANELLE! You working Sunday?
Me: No way.
Oliver flips the bird
Me: SUCH SHITTTTTTT MAN.... penis
Oliver: NO. DON'T EVEN START........ PEEEnis.
Obviously, we're verrrry mature.

Everyone pretty much took advantage that Eric was closing...
seeing as how Yunis was walking around the store with his shirt unbottoned and untucked
Honestly, couldn't stop myself from asking if he could look more like a slob HAHAHA.
Also. "You people" HAHAHAHAHAHA Can't believe he went there with Eric



Mac too! Legit didn't even know Mac was back. Very happy tears HAHAHA
Lyds and I forever on code blue ;) shu habibi

And guess which dumbass forgot to n/a for Mia's 21st ^_____________^
heh
heh
he.

sozz

♥

Adventures with Andrew at the pooool

When your mind is so frazzled, your strokes takes a new level of shitty. 

Andrew's all : Hey. We should make this our ritual
Me: Pig out after swimming?
Andrew: No. Swimming together when we're older

HAHAHAHAHAHA You cutiepatootie

Though I love how he's on the lookout for hot swimmers for me
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Spent our last 5 mins doing laps searching for the hot guy Andrew spotted.
siblingbonding5eva

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Deep Conversations with Marcus

Marcus: When I hear double dissolution election all I hear is upcoming sausage sizzles 


He votes for the "snags"

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Moles4mates

Mates planned a trip over the phone where I was somehow inclusive

even though not being IN on said conversation and it's to the place I cannot stand most.

Why do you guys hate me ^__________^ why

 5 of my replacement suggestions were rejected on account
of having to visit family there if we went.
^______^ Stop breeding everywhere.

Finding passive-aggressive ways to back out of something
I never said yes to but a heck lot of no's.
assnoying 10/10

I have moles for friends.


Is it too much of a coincidence if I plan a trip
with my unimates during the same dates.

Youchube; Communitychannel - Apology vid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nat being relevant
ALSO. Second vidpost in the week. It's officially the end of the world.




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Studybuddy distracted Kim

Kim and I were the only ones free to meet for the group meeting so we bothered-up

and had a pretty productive day besides the occasional diversions...

Me: We can focus on participant, John.

Kim: -quietly- ... John and Mary husband and wife. Bringing
home a brand new life
Me: what the fck
Kim: His name is S- 

Me: OHHHHHHH SAMMY. I'M BIG BROTHER DEAN

and then we just broke into belting out the lyrics.
Trust the filo man. Trust.

Also. Hetyew. Have that stuck in my head.

ugh

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Sheetal: Due today, do today.

HAHAHAHA
oh, you.

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Catsitting duties.
Simon and I are both bored.

awk stares. awk silence.

Please come home soon, RJ.






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Youchube ; Pink Martini - Hang on little tomato

For live version : https://youtu.be/R6E-B5RQUbE?t=49m56s

Robert Taylor and his trombone though


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Deep Conversations with Lydia ; do you hear the wind

Telling Lydia about my request for mates' birthday wishlists so I won't

have to go through the headache of browsing and deciding.
Just the wrapping (LOL SARAH you taught me well... but can you- HAHA ;)
However, worry not Lydia, because your present is a no-brainer

YOU CAN PUT THAT DOWN AMONG THE MANY 

SHOULD-HAVE-LISTENED-TO-YOURS-TRULY-REGRETS


Also. Thanks for confirming my thoughts on why not to tell people
I lost all my contacts. This girl's first response was all
Oh damn, I missed the best opportunity to prank you.
"Spidey" senses still alive HAHAHA

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Adventures with Thrizza & Isabelle

Finally caught up with Thrizza & Isabelle!
yeye

First years buddy reunion lel
Took us a whole hour to decide where to eat
(sozz thrizza, next time I'll suffer through ippudo for you)
Isabelle: Are we bus-ing or train-ing to townhall?
Thrizza & I : We're walking.
HAHAHAHAHAHA You're too precious Isabelle! 

Then again... Thrizza and I did trek it from broadway to the rocks once... HAHAHA

But zzz a refresh of Isabelle having the same appetite as Mia.
Faaarrr idek Just watching her struggle through her side dish though HAHA
On the other hand, there's thrizza ordering a second main

cos her first wasn't satisfying enough HAHAHAHA
Duuuuude, you make me miss our fooddates heaaaps.
You mah #1 foodbuddy HAHA

Thrizza and I were dying from the spinach noodle

and Isabelle's all I'm ready for dessert. Trust.

Also I wiped out my phone cos I smart.
So I spent an hour yday night trying to guess

whose number it was by reading text messages from 2 years ago.
Again. I smart. But so far, so good.
Also playing it safe and texting non-specific neutral replies back
HAHAHAHA
I have this theory that if I text back
"who is this"
80% of you would think I'm being sarcastic or bantering,

or take advantage and turn it into a prank (looking at you Lydia/Sebby)

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Y3 Sem1 we baack. cry

Uni goes on about preparing us for the workplace. 

You just gave me a four and a half month holiday...

 I'm less prepared for the workplace than I've ever been.

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Dodgy eye tests with the leb

HAHAHAHA Oh lydia

WHO'S BLIND NOW?!
 our own optometry clinic at the back stockroom HAHA
But seriously can't believe how short-sighted you are. Hot daaaym.
That 5 centimeters difference HAHAHAH



Never get bored over Lyds and Mon's fight over humbleness and

praises to each other and everyone lel

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Emily breaking my heart HAHA

OH MY GOSH 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

SO EMILY NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT SHE WAS 

GOING TO ATTEND THE SPECTRUM NOW FESTIVAL ON SATURDAY.
To add to it, a second ago I just received a snapchat video from Emily
of Missy Higgins performing
UGH

UGH

LOL EMILYYYYYYY

WHY DID YOU NOT SMUGGLE ME IN ?!

IDK
SO HAPPY BUT MAD AT THE SAME TIME RIGHT NOW. 

Why you gotta do this to me


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Zaarg haven't seen Emily in a hella long time 

and of course I started bombarding her with 

HAVE YOU HEARD IT?! HAVE YOU?
HAHAHAHA

At least she found it funny and told me
she "can't believe that's the first thing you ask me" after not seeing her

for a long ass while.

Trust. hehe

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Catch up sesh with Kimberley yday
So glad she liked choc pot hehe.
No pineapple response from us, solid potatoes HAHAHA.
Honestly, forgot how blunt this girl is LOL subtleness ain't a thing for her.
Reminisced our year 10 library days and apparently the "shitload of missy higgins songs" I gave her. HAHA. Never gets old! SO stroked that she liked Oh Canada too! Awyiiiis.

-

Also soooooo thankful that my prayers got answers and
I managed to get my preferences!
Concord and Livo here I come!
Though that last block of placement near exam period
.__.
oh man. Going to be stressingballs.


Anyway back in da pools.
I kinda miss Hurstville's aquatic centre ):
Olympic's one is kinda eh 

and ofc packed with private school kiddies doing

their afterschool training. LOL PLC'S BUS.
Apparently there's a hot swimcoach there that got Shirley almost signing up
for lessons with 6 year olds HAHAHAHA.

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Dinnerdates with Claresta

Usually entails:

Unbottoning of her pants closely followed by

The 'I'm so full I'm going to heave but just one more' potato.

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Adventures at Nords Wharf

Went fishing with Jin and zeeboys

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As the semester approaches, the option to defer looks more and more tempting.

...as always



At least Thrizza is back this year! yeye

You still suck for robbing a year with you from me

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Chlorine-filled adventures

Only ever out on any day above 27degrees is for the pool


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Youchube ; Missy Higgins - Oh Canada

DUUUUUUUUUDE.

I cannot be more stoked for Missy's new single Oh Canada.
Especially with what the song is written about.

Opening and ending verse so strong!

66

He was carried from the water by a solider
And the picture screams a thousand different words
He was running from the terror with his father
Who once believed that nothing could be worse

So he'd handed a man two thousand precious dollars
The way you’d rest a bird in a lion’s open jaw
And he told his boys that Canada was waiting
There was hope upon her golden shores

But at night he said a quiet prayer to the wind

Oh Canada, if you can hear me now
Won’t you open up your arms towards the sea?
Oh Canada, if you can help me out
All I ever wanted was a safe place for my family

Well the days were long but the nights were even longer
And the babies never left their mothers’ side
But the boat was small and the waves were getting stronger
And they began to fear they’d not survive

So the father said “We gotta hold each other tighter
I’m not losing everyone I love tonight
And we’ve come so far I know that out there somewhere
There’s a place where we'll not fear for our lives”

But as he held onto the side of the boat he looked up at the sky

Oh Canada, if you can hear me now
Won’t you open up your arms towards the sea
Oh Canada, if you can help me out
The sea is turning and I think we’re going down

Anyone if you can hear me now,
Won’t you open up your heart towards the sea
Anyone, please help us out
All we ever wanted was a safe place for our family 

There’s a million ways to justify your fear
There’s a million ways to measure out your words
But the body of Aylan being laid upon the sand
Tell me how do you live with that?

99

All proceeds for this single goes to ASRC (Asylum Seekers Resource Centre)


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