Werk - little to no filter

Discovering new levels of how little filter I have.

Found out Oliver B1 was not my age or older. Awman, seriously thought he was in his 20s or 23s already.
Proceeded to ask if he was legal yet.
YEP.
I
FREAKING
DID.
NO HOLDING BACK.
His surprise along with my own does not begin to even cover it.
At least he cracked up straight after I asked.
Which led to me shrugging it off defending that I just wanted a heads up in case I get framed as a cradle snatcher yahknow.
I think he thought I was just being sarcastic about it since he was cracking up bad and I just had a straight face throughout.

Can't believe he's same age as my little bruddah. Even if it's just a year or two. ugh
TEARS. He's such a cutiepatootie too.


Alex though HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. oh man. Helped him clean up some chocolate explosion off the floor and decided to make some small talk. So I asked him if he would lick the chocolate pieces off floor for 200$. At least he humoured me and was eager to up the price in the very hypothetical situation. HIS FACE WHEN HE FULL CONTEMPLATED AFTER I TOLD HIM IT HAD TO BE AT LEAST 5 SECONDS THOUGH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Apparently, a game changer for him. Nobody gonna pay you money for a microsecond lick boyyy.
LOL But
OH
MY
GOSH.
It was very endearing and adorkable. Yet very concerning how deep in thought he was of how much money he was gonna get to do it. I almost started doubting on how clear I was about it being a hypothetical game.
what is there to even contemplate.
He has no shame whoring out for money.
In his defense, we were talking about at least a month or three pay for him. (his words) Poor child.
 didntyougotoaprivateschool?




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