I’m really ocd/anal about my book conditions. When packages from bookdep etc arrives, I straight away check for bent cover corners or whatever.
Chanelle:
I don’t think I can even shove a book into my backpack. Too much anxiety. LOL then again, same thing with hardcovers, ripping their jackets…
Angelica:
omggggggggg I RMEMBER YOUR BOOK ANALNESS
YOU DID THAT WITH BOOKS WE GOT LENT FOR ENGLISH AND TEXTBOOKS IN SCU
I think you made me swap mine for yours bc your corner got bent jfc
Chanelle:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh shit. I didn't even know you knew or recall doing that. oh my gosh. How embarrassing! I apologise on behalf of past me )':
Angelica:
no I thought it was funny XD
still amusing to me
I'm the asshole that dogears pages
Chanelle:
WHAATATATATATATATATA
I can't even bear to write in my uni textbooks
Angelica:
oh man
I highlight
I write insults
I completely destroy all my copies of books
as long as they arent falling apart I'll do it, highlight, dogear
I even have a dogear system
Chanelle:
Wtf. please elaborate
Angelica:
depending on the way its folded and which corner I can tell where the quote is that I like
most of my more recent books are fillef with dogered pages bc I like certain things on them
Chanelle:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit, that's some weird ass skill.
Angelica:
its at the point where I'd be angry if someone smoothed them I'm like the opposite to you XD
Chanelle:
Do you write in pen in the books?!
Angelica:
in textbooks? yeah I dont give a shit
whatever writing utensil is in my hand is what gets used
Chanelle:
oh fuuuuuuuuar. Can't breathe. Cannot breathe.
Next thing I know, you gonna tell me you rip out your favourite pages
Angelica:
WHAT NO
ID CRY
MUM ONCE RIPPED A BOOK IN HALF IN FRONT OF ME
AND I CRIED FOR AN HOUR
Chanelle:
WHATTTT
WHY SHE DO THAT
Angelica:
LMAO I WAS READING IT IN THE BATHROOM
AND SHE WAS LIKE FUCK YOU
I SAW YOU TAKE IT OUT
*GRABS AND RIP*
Chanelle:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angelica:
"STOP READING IN THE BATHROOM"
AND I WAS LIKE JESUS
WHAT THE FUCK
ITS BORING IN THERE
ITS COLD AND LONELY AND BORING
Chanelle:
so she ripped it because you took too long on the dunny?
Angelica:
NUO
"ITS BAD HABIT"
"SO FUCK YOUR BOOK"
Chanelle:
WHAT IS IT?!
Angelica:
IDK
EVERYONE DOES IT
EXCEPT HER
APPARENTLY
I DONT KNOW
Chanelle:
Was it a good book though?
Angelica:
LITERALLY EVERYONE TAKES A PHONE OR BOOK
YES
IT WAS THE FINAL INKHEART BOOK
HARDCOVER
SHE TORE IT IN TWO
Chanelle:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the hell!
Angelica:
SO I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR CRYING OVER IT CRADLING THE TWO HALVES
TRYING TO TAPE IT UP
IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
BUT ALSO HORRIFIC
Chanelle:
LAUGHING SO BAD WHILST DYING ON THE INSIDE
Angelica:
DAD CAME HOME TOO
AND WALKED INTO MY ROOM
AND I JUST TURN AROUND
CRYING AND HOLDING TAPE
AND HE JUST KINDA WALKED OUT AND CAME BACK WITH A NEW COPY THE DAY AFTER
HE WAS SO NICE
Chanelle:
awwwwwwwww that's so sweet!
Angelica:
also he literally spends like 4 hours reading in there so he cant judge
I still have it somewhere I think
Chanelle:
How do you even get over something like that though hahaha
Angelica:
idk probably repressed it and sulked a lot
honestly theyre just funny stories now
slightly traumatising but mostly just hilarious
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
She was being serious that she kept the first copy too.
wow.
wow.
LAUGHING SO HARD.
♥
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