Brenda DECLARES WAR

LOL
As much as I love you which I do oh very much, Brenda. You kill me.
From primary school onto high school our maths and PASS classes have brought us closer than ever. I got to say, you were the one who provoked the groping game which had inevitably spread to nearly half the people in our year group. Oh joyous days of grabbing people's ass and boobs with no reluctance or shame.
I love the weird sort of relationship we have and our 'pose'. Oh yeah. Loving that too.
However, I beg of you to spare me when choosing your next DP on FB.
Even with my absence, the number of mutual friends makes it the least flattering when you choose a pic because of whatever douchey-ass face I'm pulling.

♥