Not a fan of your tan | Deep Conversations with Adrian.

Dear people that wear darker foundation in the winter to appear like they are still super tan

Stop

Sincerely, you're not fooling anybody.

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Adrian: For 50 of your human dollars, I will pretend to be fooled and ask you where you went on vacation to get such great skin.
I'm dead serious. Prices negotiable.
Chanelle: I will give you four dollars and a bootlace to tell me being perennially pale is totally stylin'.   
Adrian: Okay, but the low payment will be matched with sub-mediocre compliments. 
Chanelle: I'll take what I can get.