Typical.

ENG.
The Ultimate Demonstration -Mudrooroo. Nyoongah
Sir: So, the Aboriginals were forced to marry the white so that as the line continues it would slowly fade, y'know? It becomes a half, then a quarter, an eighth and so on.
Me: WOAH. Sir. YOU CAN DO MATHS?! HAHAHAH
He's not even ashamed of it...
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Discussing about The French Prisoner poem and his deprivation leading him to desperation.
 
Student: So he's vomitting his food back up and swallows it again?
Sir: Yes.
Student: Wait, isn't there a term for it when cows do it too?
Sir: It's call cud.
Student: ohhhh.... that's such a weird term.
Sir: Yeah, I really don't know who thinks of terms for such processes yet there isn't a name for women who hate men.
Me: Uhh, yeah there is. It's called 'women' sir.
Sir: YOU'RE ON FIRE.
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