Faaaarrrrrr. This one killed me
10/10 accurate
Wog tradies, the best tradies.


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It would really make my day if 

everyone stopped reminding me about it.

Have less than 30 weeks to stew on this okay.

When you modelling on the mouse trap ride

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS FOSSIL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fun at lunar park





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Kick off first post with calls from Colardo

Calls with muimui aka peasant aka gaaarn tin loong fuu aka pehpeh. HAHAHA

Seriously thought the strip club was a joke gone on for too long ._. then you be all yas I was eating lettuce and lion dancing.

NOW THAT WE'RE CROSS PLATFORM I CAN ANNOY YOUR PENGUIN LOVING BUTT 24/7 regardless of timezone hahaha. All the best.

Canto all day errday

Forever your jehjeh and sei low gor

p.s. Your butt is not in the least bit civil either.

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Brunch with Chloe

No sway.

Should not look half as innocent as she does

considering what she was spewing about a moment prior.

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Lydia, you make my nights!
You can run me over with 'em cages any day HAHA

bludgeday errday with my fave Leb.
Same amount of trust you have with me and anything sharp

as I do with you and toothbrushes.

Stayaway.

- - -

Can you hear my wind chimes (;
HAHAHAHAHA

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Mark calls Blair the OT, Forever Young

 HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Adventures with steph

Pre good sesh with Steph today.

Preparing myself for the hellish 2 weeks ahead.

see youuuu guise in a bit.

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Things about Sarah...

That time when Sarah tried to break into the senior room cos the door
was locked, with all nine of us in there and no one moved...
only to watch her struggle and annoyance build.

Year 7s just walking by watching her too.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Good times.

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Guiiiiise,

I'm so desperato to roadtrip right now.

I even told Lyds who has to sit for makeup exam at canberra's uni campus

that I would happily tag along for the 3 hours drive / greyhound ride.
HAHAHAHAHA FREAKING CANBERRA.
HOW LOW HAVE I STOOPED.

But it would be a pretty amazing roadtrip with my habibi nonetheless.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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WHO DAT SEXY HEAD ft. João

Hey João,
you're my new emoji.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HEY SEXY

;)

HEY

didn't think I would post it, did you.

Don't forget the tissue and lube (;
HAHAHAHA

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When you bomb your ncop exam 

but your only response is to text
the person sitting in front of you with

No shame HAHAHAHA

Glad she didn't get weird on me since I barely know her LOL

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Moving to Melbourne
brb

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Mum the matchmaker

Having a sort of DnM pillow talk with mumma,

before she starts listing all the selling points of

a long time family friend's son.

Apparently a 10/10 husband-material who she strongly approves

if I ever thought of dating him.

Mum: *in canto* You should really consider! He's so attentive, family-centered,
he seems to li-
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY MUM. THE DOOR'S THAT WAY.

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Deep Conversations with Sarah

Sarah and her not-so-functional brain since much saddening event.
Almost getting on the wrong train and missing her own stop HAHAHA
WHY CAN'T YOU MULTITASK.
Convincing her that she is living her life in black and white panels LOL

 

;)

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Adventures with Sarah -studysesh

HEHEHE being nerds with sarah on sunday yeye. 

Sozz I'm not familiar with my own campus. I don't understand how people have to trek it

all the way to the city just to get some study done lel
Sarah's all: I need to play a bit before I get down to studying and then she takes a study nap. 

Oh my gosh. Nothing has changed in 3 years. HAHAHAHAHA
Still can't believe I had to explain to her about her own favourite book.
LOL HOW COULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHO THE GUY WAS IN THE END.
Howww.
Anyways, I'm equally disappointed for the both of us that it didn't

reach my top reads );

ANNNNND 

can't believe you waited that long to tell me such

important news just so you could see my reaction.

UGH. jokes. Bit glad.

I would've been heaaaps awks HAHA.

Looking forward to our next study sesh ^___________^

Hope you feel better soooon mah halfie thirdwheel

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Adventures with Albee

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Patissez you more disappointing than my entire existence

 GUYS
Patissez is nothing but a disappointment!

So overhyped.
Can you believe I waited an hour + for my takeaway drink order.

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT MAN.
The cashier guy could have given a heads up on the time it would take, but I wouldn't

put it pass him since he seems to be lacking in customer service altogether. 

His attitude alone cheapened the experience altogether.

They kept serving the people with tables first and 70% of people were all takeaways

since it was soo limited seating.  It doesn't take a genius to know

that your system doesn't work. That or the employees need more training.

And honestly, the drink was okay at best. 

IT WASN'T EVEN LIFECHANGING OH MY GOSH

I can't believe I wasted more than an hour on a drink that was 'alright'.

NEVER

AGAIN.

 

rant over//

Much disappointment at the influx of shifts offered
when my schedule is most flooded.

Trust. 

yah assnoying.

On the other hand, yours truly

will be on a very mini-roadtrip again,

 a week from now

yesyesyes

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NOOOO MY BABIES

oh my gosh
what on earth
MY YEAR7s GRADUATED THIS WEEK??!!
NOWAY.
):
My babies.
Why you grow up so fast.
Still remembering you guys as shy little 'uns, my fave batch of juniors!

Remember when I used to torture you girls on court huhuhuhu
Proud coach moment when you guys won newtown high though!

TEARS.

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Youchube ; Luka lesson - Amber Lights

Rediscovered this gem!
The one aust slam poem that I actually like

66

 The boys at school and I disappeared between classes

passed tobacco between our hands like water at the well

smoke signals provided translation

between multi-coloured kids

wagging in a vacant lot

We met there between family and school

felt most at home in the no-man's land

where the old and the new worlds couldn't find us

we even met there for fights

first kisses

swigs of alcohol on weekend nights

It's even where my friend Mark told me about how our friend Omar

had died

and I found the truth somewhere between the explanations

Us kids grew up in that vacant lot between being Greek

Lebanese

Vietnamese

and Australian

Knowing we were no longer truly either one but somehow both

Migrant kids are like rivers

always moving

but somehow still enough to be given a name

like Wog, Nip, Fake - hyphen - Australian

So of course when we learnt how to drive

we'd ride for hours in the only place where we felt like we belonged

somewhere between points A and B between the green and the red

I learnt to love the traffic lights when they turned amber because I realised our teachers also slowed down on their approach to us

and tapped their feet impatiently for our answers

I've learnt to rest my head in the elbows of my lovers

somewhere between their hearts and their hands

like the moon

I keep my distance

because it's the only thing that makes me look

like I'm standing still enough to get close to

So now I write my best work in transit

in hotel rooms where the linen is transparent and the paintings by no-one

I write so the silences between my words can begin to make sense and I exist somewhere between the surface of the page

and the tip of the pen

so I wrote this piece like my life in the margins

but I made the whole thing

the TITLE

The dawn and at dusk

somewhere between the ridges

the pinnacle and the cusp

So when they tell me I'm not political enough

not Greek enough

not Australian enough

not a poet enough

not street enough or not me...enough

I tell them I am a star

and I exist somewhere between you seeing me shine and realising

I'm already dead to you I just let you witness some of my burning

I am not a hyphen

I am a 100-metre dash

between my history

and your make believe

between White-Australia policies and being saved by the colony

between having to drag my past, kicking, back into my

present

and then hide it behind my back

in your presence

So be careful when you place that hyphen in my name

or I'll use it to cut your throat

just to show you how much I love this country

but that I will always have some Sparta in me

I may be the amber light

but amber is the only gemstone that is a living, flowing liquid

permanently fossilised

that keeps itself warm

that is used as medicine

that smells sweet when it gets burnt

that in Roman times was worth more than a slave

that was used to decorate Mycenaean tombs

that was named 'elektron' by the Greeks a precursor to the English word for electricity because they discovered that if rubbed the wrong way

Amber will always create a spark

and amber is only ever increased in value

when some of us

are discovered stuck in it

So of course us forgotten ones

the in-betweens

the most rare

would gather around passing those fires between us in that vacant lot
share a fleeting moment of belonging

and tell stories in our silences

of how our friend Omar was sent flying

between the hood of a Holden

and the wall of a house

like a shooting star
I'm just glad we got to witness some of his burning

99

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