I'm a menace lmao

Got no chill hehe

♥

Baited Mum by telling her I wanted to quit/go part time

because studystruggles

and wow if looks could kill

HAHAHAHA

wen can my port hit 6 figgies

so I can dunk

hehe

Told Ritty I wanted to invest in a meme coin cos diversify (LOL)
and he actually found me a decent one

HAHAHAHA

tyty

♥

66                                                                    
stopped trying to bring her back.
She only came back when she felt like it anyway,
in dreams and lies and broken-down déjà vu. 

99

 

Did not expect you to be lingering around 
like a shadow for the whole day.

 but also 
any continuous small talk I have with ppl from the app
kinda makes me sick with all the flashbacks

 Guess who has 859 annual leave hours 

Actually thought it was a lot less than that. 

Time to cash it out so I can finish my bloody coursework 😭

 

where my studybuddy at hahaha

Went to Aaron's office to get cracking on some of the clusters

nekminnit ends up doing another tetrio battle with discord peeps
😥

♥

Jen's card readings

I'm scurrrrrred 

HOW 

hahahaha

ggbb

Kept it under wraps for so long
only for it to be outted by Jen's card reading HAHAHA

I don't wanna know my cards anymore 😭

but also
wen/where aussie trip round 3
(hopefully no humid weather plsss)

♥

Youchube ; Jake Scott & Josie Dunne - CWJBHN

♥

When aussie korner starts early it goes on for 8hours

like the good old days HAHA

Tried my hand at the pokies tournie
and of course I start losing when ramzy leaves 

my juju 💔

Didn't even manage to beat Nick and his halfie brows

So happy that we got to play some land and tetrio

jackma still be mad petty competitive 

I love it HAHA


Ya washed. Time to retire nimbo

the highlight still be the escape simulator tho

HAHA watching Ritty play

and he fosho built different hahaha

Delilah hoarding all the pieces and clues
until we're all like WAIT WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET?! 

😂😂


And of course ya gotta end it with a sneaky stream hehe
my people 💛

even tho I managed to do jackshiii all day

♥

Rewatching all of Charmaine's highlights a thousand times

because woaaaaaaaah can she act circles around errrryone else, even just her facial expressions alone.

Also made me realise that my Canto has gotten a lot worse since I only

understand like 60% of the dialogue 😭


♥

Was doing so well not buying much during blackfri

nekminnit a day with Mia and I spend ~5k on derm reviewed products 

🥲🥲 rip nevermind my 6k from dental

Told Tantan and she be like you better be glowing from chest up next year

HAHAHA

Also me contemplating on a 3k product made me 

realise I maaaaybe degen'd too hard
when I would throw a casual 10k into crypto like it ain't real money
lmao make it make sense

Forgot I agreed to the roadtrip in Jan

and was contemplating on euro trip and/or aussie corner trip in jap

ggbb

♥

I'm so excited for Charmaine Sheh's new tvb drama

can't deal with her mainland dramas 😭😭



♥

Snapped from the 6th date

You say this makes you happy

so why is it that I'm feeling numb to it all

Youchube ; Spencer Sutherland - Fine

♥

Really be getting strong mixed signals from you

Aaron just enjoying the show at this point HAHA

faaaaaarrrr

Surprise Syd trip with Delilah and Ritty

HAHAHA sneaky sneaky
Them group hunts together though 💛

Michael be heaps jelly he actually went ham on grinding his new accnt

I'm scared HAHA

Thanks for letting me thirdwheel tho hehe

Can't believe these two book a musical show

and Ritty was already tempted to dog and join my sushitrain date LOL

Was planning to stay out late in city to wait for them to finish and give back their hotel key

nekminnit these two leave during intermission cos they both snoozed

rip only these two I swear HAHAHA
Delilah: I fell asleep during one of the song and when I woke up 

they were still singing the same fucking song 

😂😂😂

Can't believe aussie trip only been 9 months ago 😭
Literally feels like it's been a year or two

Can't wait for our next one yeye

♥

Not me finally bonding with my little brother over monster hunter
HAHAHA

Trying to grind so I can get better equips and dunk on melb peeps HAHA

Finally met up with Aaron so he could be my seeing eye person while I played in the city.

Am so shameless trying to get new referral rewards that

when I saw a bunch of tween boys at church playing pokemon go at morning tea

I turned around and asked them to download MH app and use my friend code LOL

Embarrassing my cousin to the maxxxxx

Never been rejected so hard before when one of them called the graphics cringe 🥲

The other one be like "... I don't have enough data to download the game now"

then me quickly offering to hotspot him then and there, only to be shutdown again

HAHAHAHA
so slack

Can't wait for Delilah to come syd so we can group hunt 😊

Am so excited.
Two meetups in a year hell yeeeeee


♥

Always them spontaneous dates with Thrizza

The Market was soo goooooood tho 

Really loving the bracelets 😍
Of course twinning with them embossed keychains too HAHA

Thought Andrea was joking when she start snapchatting that she was on her way

HAHAHA our new thirdwheel.

Started talking about travel plans as a quadruple since

Thrizza and Andrea both have similar travel styles and love them 6 hour hikes

while Andrea's husband and I having our R&R and pampering at the spa
😂😂

♥

I haven't done a single page from my workbook clusters

😭😭


♥

Kuwait people really be built different hahaha

fly to syd for 4 days and bounce

♥

Returned a call to my manager since he texted to call him before 11am. 

Then he ends the call with "okay thanks, now go back to sleep"
lmaoo 

How does he know me so well 😂


♥

Youchube ; Lachie Gill - Right People Wrong Time ft. Elaskia

♥

online classes

weeeew

What a week

Swear I've never worked/studied so hard in my life before lmao

that's including hsc and uni

daaaaamn

😂😂

Wake up, log onto my online classes at 8

finish at 3 and then non-stop prep for prezis till 11ish 😭

(also mature aged students who do VET courses are a different kind of breed

lmao how/why are they so on top of everything)

Surviving on 5 hours sleep the whole week was not a vibe

literally my brain was just mush that for one morning

when I was tryna login before class but

I couldn't even remember my laptop pw because I got so used to using my touch id to login

FARRRRRR

Fastest wakeup call that day with all that adrenaline pumping while I'm tryna hack into my own laptop 

lmao and it was worse cos I couldn't even remember my appleid pw too 

🙃 You know it's bad when you start writing down all the pw attempts
So Praise the Lord that I finally managed to guess it after like 2 hours

Also shout out to my oz corner peeps for

logging onto zoom and testing out the whiteboard for class activities

and letting me see the errors of my ways for not locking shit down
(no thanks to michael for drawing dicks all over the board tho LOL)
Me testing out the share screens and errrything 
nekminnit 

Delilah: so are you gonna present or what?

Me: HAHA I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually wanna listen to a whole presentation

Delilah: might as well, if it's free

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't even

Also thanks to Aaron, a friendship I never saw coming 😂

for non-stop reminding me about my presentations
and letting me rant while giving you pre-date anxiety LOL

 

 

♥

 

Me thinking that finishing all the course work and delivering 2 x 40min pres to complete this cert within 6 months instead of 12 was ambitious

Nekkminnit

This mature aged student be saying he needs to finish in 3 months

🙃🙃

ggbb


Why do I feel like I'm falling behind already lmao

♥

Met up with Claresta after not seeing/talking to her for yearrrs, 5 at least
Was excited thinking she had some kmart tea to share turns out she knew less than me HAHA

Her recalling memories of our dates every so often 

and I'm like I literally have no recollection rip

All I remember was us being swimbuddies and getting a bigboy bingsu from Pumpkin after.
Not even the time when I supposedly forced her to swim 20 laps

Can't believe how much has changed 😭

My bb really grown into her own


Tryna decide which place to get bingsu for dessert

and Claresta's like remember that time I tried that melon one for the first time

but we had to smash it in less than 5 mins cos you needed to catch the last bus home
💀
I DON'T 

HAHAHAHA

She kept bringing up random ones and 

I'm like they sound really fun how come I don't remember 

while lowkey panicking that alzheimer be hitting me early


Please forgive meeeee Claresta. 

Also I'll try my best to engrain tonight in my mems


♥

Chad be hella stingy with his swipes as usual

Sooo selfish

Can't believe I shared my date with him lmao

♥

Youchube; Jessie McCartney - Just So You Know

At this point just slowly converting King to my 2010 playlist
Started with The Veronicas and now we're here 😂

♥

 When you're being indecisive as

and now tryna convince yourself not to

get the bag in 2 different colours 😭

also why is that my default solution lmao

freaking thrizza

♥

When the new ward educator

be lowkey annoyed that Paul was helping me 

do my pre-course homework for me cos I got stuckk

LOOOOL

dropped the "man this is why I'm glad I never listened to 

you to do postgrad all those times you pushed"

nekminnit he straightup be dot pointing on sticky notes 

the answers I should write. 

And people ask me if I think about leaving 😂😂

Find me a manager that would volunteer to help with my course work

Got played tho when he saw the questions and said "oh wow this is almost related to 

being a NUM, you can do my job" 

bruhhhhh aint nobody sane want that acting role.

♥

How is the precourse enrolment work 

already this hard? oh my gosh
imma be shitting bricks from now til october

and whenever the hell I get those two 40min presentations completed

At least now Paul can stop bugging me about pursuing further studies

HAHAHA

tho kinda cute how overly supportive he was when I first brought it up

and him asking execs for funding.

Also that was probably the fastest I've ever gotten leave approved haha



♥

Date roasts still going strong LOL 💪🔥

♥

My cousin recounting how my aunty and uncle were 

hella roasting chad from my snaps 😂

"what colour is he? He doesn't look asian" 💀

freaking sent me

chinese people are hella racist

and you can't convince me otherwise LOL


♥

Pushing the dog pram on the bay walk for 2 hours

cos I refused to carry this 6kg cutie

was worth every judgey look Mia and I got hahaha

even the cavoodle who wouldn't stop turning around 

and stare/judge at Shiro and her princess pram lmao

♥

Youchube ; Hollyn

♥

The card readings really be haunting me
💀💀

♥

Aussie trip feels like a year ago

but its actually only been like 2/3 months

daaaaaaamn

♥

Rage quitting land io 

makes me miss tonk and jigsawce
😭 gud tymes 

better with Harry and his hairy butt tho

♥

Deluudy

You were kinda the highlight of 2012 though
I'd put you on a pedestal without realising
and I can't even look back at the memories fondly because 

it's a little bit tainted now that rose tinted glasses have worn off...

Also getting ESoTSM - this is it joel vibes 

now that the mems are actually getting scrapped

♥

You'd think it would have felt a bit more momentous than this right?

 

... and the roasting continues

♥

Here we were, with a rift so big between us, I could barely see past it anymore. 

So why did it feel like only I could see it? 

Why did it feel like I was in this alone?

Invite a date to get drinks with your online friends once 

and you'll never hear the end of it HAHA

♥

Youchube ; Kiana Ledé - EX

♥

Chucked a last minute 2 day sickie

thinking I was just gonna rest and chill 

yet somehow I've already got something social on errday
😭😭

I just wanna sloth

♥

When the Americans ask if you can please record
and send them the crosswalk sound cos they kinda miss it
💀💀

sushihub and now this

y'all abnormal


♥

Haven't been able to play as much mahjong as I would have liked

since family drama/argument every other night

hahaha

legit chilling in the living room 

and all of a sudden my Uncle gets pissed, starts mad packing

saying he's driving back to Canberra now 😂

My aunty's egging him on telling him to stop being crazy and that they're not leaving.

Legit bags packed, dog in the backseat and engine on
while my aunties and my mum shouting from the doorway...

then there's me asking if he's going for a cruise can he bring me back 

some ice cream from two suburbs over

lmao priorities

still got my ice cream tho 🤙

♥

Can't wait to dunk on that 1hr guy 

and also my mum when I cashout

LOOOOL

♥

Set alarm for

TBT when we used to be each others alarm

lmaooo

codependent ✨synergy✨

When the group finds entertainment in you panic rushng

cos you thought you were gonna be late

♥

 

 Kinda bummed about

bookdepository shutting down ): 

there goes my main splurg during unidayz


♥

Youchube ; Winnetka Bowling League - Fiimy

 



♥

March be greetings to new friends,

reunions of old mates

and farewell to others


and then there's Thrizza's 

"whats for dinner" texts at 5pm

HAHAHAHA
😘


♥

The group's never ending roasts of lemonade guy and Dino 

fml

HAHAHAHA

😭💔


♥

juggle deez ballz

Group be giving fire ass pickup lines 

the douchey energy be spot on


 

Also how are we gonna watch 5 hours streams of swiping

2 days in a row but this stingy dog won't even

change his preference so i can check out some american guys

ggbb
changes his location to australia instead tho 💩

HAHAHAHA

just move cities pls

♥

First vc since the trip hehe

Jen grilling us on who her card readings for the trip were about HAHAHA

this girl just be shipping us in pairs 😂
the bloody google album though

Jen really did try her best to get the group to ship us

with all the sneaky candid shots they took of us

Kinda cute but mostly embarrassing hahaha

"well my cards did say he would sleep with someone and you guys had

slumber parties so really he slept with 2 girls"

Nekminnit group swipes and roasts

like the good ol' times

Delilah saying she misses us HAHAHA

Jen be shitstirring "you mean everyyyyone? really??" 😂😂
I guess trip went better than expected since nobody wanted to kill each other

and considering we already planning korea&jap trip

♥

Not me hooking up with someone

and then helping them with their dating profile

HAHAHA

literally cannot believe this guy was hyping his skills with written profiles

and it was so mid

looks like his profile pics are gonna do the heavy lifting lmao

♥

Youchube ; Spencer Sutherland - Wonder

♥

asdfajgjk

I was fairly sure that Jen's reading about someone having a hookup on the trip

had already come to past when we all figured out the not so secret relationship

but fooooook

I am kinda conflicted on what happened

mainly the part where I don't regret it...


Pls don't make it weird or tell the boys

🙈

Only wanted my alone time one out of the ten days ain't bad HAHA

DnM corners in syd from midnight well past 3/4am.

Honestly could have given one of the rooms away to the latecomers 

since the 4 of us all had a slumber party in one bed almost every night

Can't wait for the korea trip, 

gonna get even more mooooonted

♥

Invited one of my dates to come get drinks with the group

except he self invites himself a night early when we were all dead tired...

 

Me breaking the news to the group during dinner prior to though HAHAHA

Lee sussing quick facts about this guy during dessert and says he will repeat the same questions
later to my date to fill in silences like he never knew
"You're a vet? OHHHH

Oh what you're also from Canada?!"
lmaooo should not have made eye contact with Ritz when it happened

 

could tell Dino really changed the group dynamic when he came LOL

was looking forward to all the DnMs the group could have over drinks 

but this guy wanted to play drinking games. 

Gotta admit I was not too happy when he said he wanted to get me drunk
like bruhhh this is kinda the third date pls chill

Lucky I had Chad to deflect for me and the other boys talking to him
Felt bad when some of the group left early tho

was kinda not a vibe


Going back up to the hotel and Chad's like "I felt like I was on a date with your date. 

That was exhausting"
😂😂

DnMs with Michael hehe

finally got this mofo to open up.

Pretty good life/relationship advice

"and why do you think that is??"

HAHAHAHAHA

swear the real initiation for oz corner is to bully someone outta the discord


♥

I'M FREAKINNG 

ALKFHSKJD

I think Jen's old deck of card readings have finally come true

king of cups and king of wands have emerged

I'm scurrred

LOL 

fk

Procrastinating so hard on packing 

and regretting that I didn't block out Sun&Mon 

so I can be as anti-social as possible 

and enjoy my last alone time HAHA

 

ggbb

 

♥

When my colleagues are more excited about the dates than me

😭😭💛
was telling my Unnie about it and she was like

why am I the one getting butterflies
lmaooo

Invited him to come grab drinks 

with the degen crew when we're back in syd

and lets hope I don't ragret this hahaha

the boys asking if we can do a night in for melbz

like whattttt 

Bruh I'm kicking on bar hopping with or without you guys 

♥

Getting my mango saigo fix midshift

when Thrizza treks and deliver the goods
LOVE YOU BISHHHH

why can't you just live in the inner west

so we can be piggies together moreee

♥

Youchube ; Snap - Rosa Linn

 

♥

Finally got around to getting the itinerary done
and the only activities I got are coastal walk, kayaking and putt putt

the rest is just food, draaaanks and back to back to back desserts
The americans gonna be getting heavily discounted insulin as souvenirs

hahaha


♥

Trust that the first series I finally get obssessed with 

and marathon read within days leaves me with book hangover

♥

Found this sucker and oh my gosh

hit me with nostalgia

Forgotten some of them ): 

daaamn hope they're doing well


♥

where the dampy damp at

why is the bull back ;_;

goodbye 100k stack

The cutie pies - finally got the full season 1 crew
hehehe a year of almost daily voice chats 

We been through hella swipes, breakups, engagements and redundancy together lmao
not to mention all the doxxing

No season 2'ers to dump on us haha


♥

Can't believe the meet up is actually next month

still bummed the canadians won't be joining

 

Delilah actually planning itinerary and everything for melbz

and then there's me doing "research" which is just asking friends and fam

where to take take the group HAHAHA

can't wait to play ride the bus lmao

gonna get munted

 

 ♥