Work be rough

Cue Amy fake sprinkling the ex-pt/nun's ghetto packaged holy water


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When you finally finish your mon-fri block

then see that you're rostered for 6 public holidays with all weekends in a 3 week period

rip straight to tax

Legit asked my manager why he hates me

HAHAHAHAHAHA

it's all or nothing with him

♥

22break album is actually growing on me...

umm Thrizza? 👀
HAHAHAHAHAHA

leggooooo


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Gonna prepare my liver for december hahahahaha
workcrew be gunning hard to get me drunk 

even bringing special water for the pres
They gonna be ragretting hard when I pull a Jennifer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

never forget 😂😉💕

♥

Not proud but the best 6.99$ I've spent in months HAHAHAHAHA

Amy and errryone at work be giving me shit for the upgrade

but I'm gonna milk this investment


♥

Youchube ; Oh Wonder - Dinner

How is this song less than 2 minutes long?!
I need a full ass album version of this




♥

When the newgrad be jelly that 

Amy our incharge be giving me a massage while I'm updating handover
to which she responded, "I'm treating her now cos she's gonna carry me later"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
WOW

getting used and abused by my seniors hahaha

Carry you with my weak ass knees and give-no-shit attitude 😂


Told Amy that my 14 days paid leave dream is almost over

and she got me straight away cos we dropkicks HAHAHAHAHAHA

So sad we couldn't live our neg-iso dream
Gonna miss her so much when she get preggers 

and fulfilling the semi-retirement plan 😢 LOL

♥

Lockdown making shopping on iconic so much harder

with things selling out a lot faster. 

So sadd I slept on my $190 boots cos I was being such a 

tight arse and wanted to buy next day to make sure it wasn't impulse buy.

Was gonna show my newgrad the boots but instead she got a 2 minute rage show

when I discovered it got sold out lmao

The whole shift she be giving me sympathy looks hahahaha

devo

makes me want them more haha


♥

OW4?

UM Yes pls

22break

hoping they finally step up the merch line


♥

Youchube ; Gallant x Tablo x Eric - Cave me in

Still a gem


♥

Gonna be so bummed if Sixth Sense doesn't get

renewed for a third season ):
mijoo really shining through this season haha

♥

Got talked into doing temp part-time educator role

but bruhhhh did not sign up for this mon-fri life.
Morning struggles be on another level

 

 

Doing a special 1:1 

and then the patient starts roasting you in cantonese

bruh notsure if tryna start a fight

HAHAHAHAHAHA
cute but confused

♥

Before I left for my night shift I told mum I wanted sushi for dinner tmr

lo and behold Thrizza calls me at midday to wake up and open my front door

only to find a tray of sushi platter.

Creepy but amazing that she was spot on for what I was craving for HAHAHAHAHA

You know you've been foodventuring together too much 👯💕

Love you habibi
Sozz you wasted your ADO on me


♥

When you get tempted to actually make in app purchase for a game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bro I've fallen deeeeeeep. Past-me would judge current-me so hard right now
Lucky I (and a few others who gave me the side eye) talked myself outta it  😂


Nekminnit Amy comes back from her annual leave telling me that she's really thinking 

of spending $$$ to upgrade her characters 

HAHAHAHAHA like she didn't judge me early this year for playing nonstop


Figured out that 3-4pm are when the weaker newer players are on tho

lmao can you tell I'm addicted


♥

Well at least this reading year has been better haha

When you wanna read a horror novella 

but also just want the spoilers and know what the twist is.

Trust that all the reviews be tight lipped tho
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE

♥

Youchube ; H.Y.C.Y.B.H

 

♥

2 weeks of leave of me sleeping at 4am...

 When I finally manage to fix my sleeping schedule 

but my nights start tmr
ded

♥

Me always cutting it close with my iconic returns

dropping them off at the post

with less than 10 minutes before the 6pm lockdown HAHAHAHAAHA

♥

Hairy ballz

Actually ain't got much planned for my annual leave

 since I'm so ceebs traveling interstate.

So it's been all eating, shopping, gaming and running-

Yesss I am still addicted to the damn app

 

My gaming strategy is to shit talk so much

you distract the other person...

Got unfriended after I called someone a pubeflosser tho
HAHAHAHAAHHAA

my shit talking game is at an all time high

suck on deez nutz

♥

Youchube ; Oh Wonder - How would I know

Still sad about the cancelled show


♥

When you in the mood to shop at night

and showing your mate what you wanna splurge on.

Nekminnit they be wanting to add items to your cart

HAHAHAHAHAHA

yeye get me that free shipping
twinning4eva

♥

When the quick meeting with broker to sign documents

turn into 3 hours long life advice session

HAHAHAHAHAHA

bless


♥

my pettiness knows no bounds

lmao

♥

Youchube ; Some Worries - Gettin' rid of Britta

Oh, Britta's in this?






Still a banger

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Always be calling Thrizza

and asking what we having for dinner last minute

like she doesn't live half hour away

lmao

love you bissshhh

always the best meals with yaaa

except that time at Hubert, so disappointed 

 we had to get pho afterwards HAHAHAHAAHAHA

♥

Renewed my license and almost failed my RTA eyetest HAHAHAHAHA
 

Me:  R  G  H  Z  K  Y
Service guy: -WHAT

Me: V!!!!!!!!
Service guy: Are you wearing your contacts?


Pretty sure the guy behind the counter just took pity on me

and my blind ass

^_________________^


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UMMM legit can't believe the diss

lmao got so butthurt and I had to snap and send to my mates....
and of course when I'm playing Amy, she pulls a fast one 

and rubs it in during her win

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


♥

Downloaded a game after my night shifts cos I got bored

and oh my gosh I am hooooooked. 

Started at 11pm and nekminnit 6 rounds later it's freaking 4am already rip

HAHAHAHAHA got Becky to download to play with me while on call

legit half the fun is playing it to annoy her HAHAHAHAHA

"wait for me, lemme escort you homeeee"

12 wins straight and this guuurl couldn't believe how shit her luck was

LOOL

Bruh I couldn't stop I even convinced Amy who was

on night shift to download and play with me during her break

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so goood. 

next day she be like
"I've played all day, I haven't slept" lmao

(; so glad I'm not the only one hooked

♥

UMMM I think I've met my quota for

ambushed interventions/serious sit downs for the year.

♥

Youchube ; TobyMac - 21 years

 

 

 ♥

Me gorging on halohalo since I missed out last time hahahaha

legit felt so sick after and me telling my cousin that I

don't want any more until at least 2 years after. 

Nekminnit me craving it again the next day hahahahaha

 Bruh

 

why are all the good filo dessert places all the way out westwesttttt 

♥

always a good night out with the workcrew,

until they revealed that the night out was actually a planned intervention for me

wowowowwowow LOOL notsure

seniors be lecturing me that I need to be more reckless and crazy.

Always trying to get me drunk hahahaha
nekminnit Amy manages to get into my locked phone

(cos she be creeping apparently I'm normally too blasé when unlocking)
and downloads CMB for me

bruh watching the group set up my profile HAHAHAHA

cute but cringe. 

notsure if they were having more fun because they miss it or being "helpful" 

Still a good night.
I'll always sober up and hold ya shit bb
get the youngest to carry you hahahaha

♥

Was feeling inspired to go back to swimming

but also only took me a few hours thinking about it 

to lose my inspo
LOL

so weak

why is running so boring 

and why do my knees feel 80smth

Youchube ; Eminem - Zeus

 

side B slaps better

 ♥

Got cornered in the medroom by your workgang

cos they're not happy that you've apparently been keeping secrets from them

and they were the last ones on the ward to find out

HAHAHAHAHAHA
so clueless as to what they were talking about,

loved that I managed to prank Tash and lie off my ass and ask

whether the secret was about me applying for a MH position.

When her face dropped and she chucked me the biggest betrayal-filled dirty

lmao best. moment. ever. 

ain't no secret cos there's legit nothing happening hahaha

show them my texts and they're like highkey disappointed 

Amy telling me that she legit had butterflies for me HAHAHAHAHA

you guys are the best hypebeasts :,) I love you guiiiiise

♥

When you half ass offer to do some audits

and then nekminnit find yourself enrolled in an

auditor accreditation workshop by your manager.

Seriously having major ragrets.

just let me breeze

Manager telling me that a few ppl have failed the accreditation but that I'll be 

fine if I pay attention to the workshop.
Without missing a beat there's me trying to convince him to lower his bar

so he doesn't get disappointed when I do fail LOL
"does this mean I can't skip and skim through the pre-requisite 3 hour module too"
HAHAHAHAHA

legit I got no shame

why he even bothers, idk.

When Tantan takes over Cathy's position as your cupid replacement

and tries to set you up hahaha

Ain't nothing smooth about her plan when she goes straightout and tells the person. 

Half the time when she's relaying stuff to me and I'm just like 

notsure if tryna take a piss at me but okay...

Trying to ask her a clinical question and there she is swiping 

and zooming in somebody's pictures and their dogs to persuade me

LOL.

 

Me playing along and asking questions to suss and she gets up from her chair to get me answers.

What she lacks in subtlety, she sure makes up in speedy answers and results 

lmao

 

 

♥

Can never time things right with this one

 

 

♥

When the workgroup finds out smth suss so we start investigating

and find out somebody been lying again

but nobody got enough balls to bring it up,

so we all nominate Soraya to be the one to tell the manager HAHAHAHAHA

yasss gurlll channel that brazilian fire

The one time you're actually disappointed about not working tmr

cos you gonna miss out on watching workdrama unfold hahahaha.

Legit can't wait to hear about the play by play recount lel

♥

When you're the baby of the ward 

and the seniors are constantly reminding you how young you are

but you feel 80something who got run over by a truck

HAHAHAHAHA

my soul is young but my knees hurt

pls carry me hahahaa

♥

When you so blind that when you get new frames

thinning ain't even offered, it's heavily implied.
hahahahaah
bruh

♥