WHO DAT SEXY HEAD ft. João

Hey João,
you're my new emoji.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HEY SEXY

;)

HEY

didn't think I would post it, did you.

Don't forget the tissue and lube (;
HAHAHAHA

♥

When you bomb your ncop exam 

but your only response is to text
the person sitting in front of you with

No shame HAHAHAHA

Glad she didn't get weird on me since I barely know her LOL

♥

Moving to Melbourne
brb

♥

Mum the matchmaker

Having a sort of DnM pillow talk with mumma,

before she starts listing all the selling points of

a long time family friend's son.

Apparently a 10/10 husband-material who she strongly approves

if I ever thought of dating him.

Mum: *in canto* You should really consider! He's so attentive, family-centered,
he seems to li-
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY MUM. THE DOOR'S THAT WAY.

♥