Deep Coversations

Eddie: Dropped my phone in the toilet ... Again...
Avery: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Howard: before or after you chucked your shit?
Chanelle: I am never touching your hand ever again
Jason: I don't get how someone can drop their phone in the toilet. What were you doing? Taking a pic of the shit you just gave birth to?

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Chanelle: Provisional placement list has been put up for ATHC guyss
Tegan:  I got PM at RPA. Not as much bed making on the PM shifts I believe? Bed making is the only thing I can do ! :(
Nicholas: Urology.... Nooooooooo!!!!

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Me: My mate's mum said my face reveals such gentle kindness.
Danny: You have the face of a future husband basher. That poor guy.

HAHAHAHAHA thanks dad

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Adventures with zee boys.

Booked for Chet Faker's enmore show!
yeye

My insomnia is really catching up on me these days and in the moment of weakness,

Jinny finally convinced me to take up on his frequent, if not daily, adventures.

It went better than I thought... probably because of MAN OVERBOARD. 

I was really going to smack Jin when he brought me along only to see 

the boys fishing. Couldn't we just go maccas run for a 

filet-o-fish burger? Better yet, HJ date?

so wog of youse. 

Nothing was caught besides each other's constant yawns.

At 8 they finally gave up (THANK GOODNESS)
and we cramped ourselves all on the boat...

to paddle our way back to motherland.

Not a bad start to the morning 

DnMs with zee boatboys hahaha. 

It was all smooth sailing until-

OH YEAH. DON'T THINK YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK MISTER.

Blake, oh wise trusty Blake,

decided to take the offending picture below...

right before he freaking fell in LOL

HAD IT COMING, MATE. 

TOO FUNNY

;)

BLAKEY NO LIKEY.

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Yum-cha day

Family day with Danny, Mum and the little brat - before the duo heads off for Queensland & Melb

Looking mighty fine today, Sydney-- (Sydney Tower)

 Paired off with mummy dearest after yumcha to go shop.

Next thing I know she gets lured by the Perfume Guy, despite knowing that it's nothing like her usual fragrance... 

-after walking off-

 

*Translated from Cantonese*

Me: Mum, why'd you even bother going to him?!
Mum: What?! He was a good looking guy, why would I not go and at least have a chat with him!
Me: WHATTT!
Mum: Didn't he look handsome with his five o'clock shadow?
Me:.... okayy. lets go find Danny now.

Tried so hard not to laugh... can't believe mum actually said that. A first for me, but yeah, he was not bad looking I guess HAHAHAHAHA. 

Gonna miss Mum and Danny for a while... not even sure when they're coming back. 

I swear, those two go holidaying more than retirees. What even.  

Dad's pretty excited since he thinks the little brat and I are gonna stay at his... still haven't told him that Andrew is coming back to look after us for a while... oops. 

 - - -

Sam stuffed my cut once again. 

Not even surprised.

Sam: Oh it's pretty short though
Me: YES. I think that's fine now!
Sam: -continues cutting anyway-

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MIssy Higgins' threatre tracks

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WHYYY

A new family have moved into the neighbourhood and for some blasted reason, the parents have thought that it would be reasonable to send their squealing children into their backyard with recorders, perhaps as to liven the morning with the gift of music. I have now heard 'Hot Cross Buns' squeaked a total of twenty six times.

I am not ready for this,

it is a Sunday,

please let me sleep.

Things about Nicholas...

I don't think our tutor was very happy that Nicholas and I didn't take our "Big 5 personality" quiz seriously... LOL.

Nicholas: Am I average?
Me: hmm yeah, you're definitely a 5.
Nicholas: I'm average at being AVERAGE?!
Me: EXACTLY!


Nicholas: Am I deep?
*Pokes at his own beerbelly*
 Nicholas: 9.


Tutor: So how did your results go?
Nicholas: I got 62 for agreeableness, but I can't quite agree with that
-Tutor walks away from our table-

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Double excitement

Thursday Children got published in UK

zzz Keenly waiting for when it stocks on shelf in Australia.
Don't care how disappointing Waiting for Weds was, because...
Frieda freaking Klein, mannn.


ALSO. Second announcement is not buttsoup but....
JONAH SEQUEL.
Better than Ja'mie's one, I hope.

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Adventures with Jin

 Going strong 13 years.

sooooo
Jinny finally got his Ps.
every morning/midnight it's all
ARE YOU UP, LETS HAVE AN ADVENTURE.



Jason: oi you thailander

Connor: he's vietnamese
Avery: And you believed the jap

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D crushed

hahahahhaha-NO. fking jokes on me.

(GM) David. S is officially the father of all my butterflies.

forrealsies. 

Forgot he's in on sundays, so I'll be seeing him.
welp.

" DON'T YOU BA-DUMP ME OKAY. "

zzzzzz. when the fek did this happen.

what a traitor.

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