Dud Guy Dudmir

Yesterday reminded me how much of a dick you guys can be, I'm not even talking about in rl either. From being held in high regards to fuck all, you really blew it. Not that I will even think for a second that you'd give a shit because everything may as well be a joke to you. However, thanks for reminding me and confirming what I already knew and somehow forgotten along the way. Other than that, stuff all you guys (except Willie and MikeNikers...)


On to more important and better things though-
Shout out to my favourite guy, Ezzy.

When times are as shit as they are, I can at least rest assured knowing he's still the Esmir I remember.

"Yeah bro, bring all the khazins! Hold on bro, shuu sexi do ya root?!" ROFLMAOOO



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What the actual fck

Wow.
I seriously don't know what just happened.
Notsure notsure.

Fuck.

Laterz to me.

How do you like me now?!

Gave Dad a taste of his own medicine. Haha. By that I meant when he was cooking I was in the kitchen hovering behind him like the eye of Sauron and constantly commentating.

"Are you sure you should have done that?"
"Doesn't that look a bit undercooked?"
"I think you added too much salt"
"You should really clean that up before it stains"
"So what are we having for dinner tonight... no really."

Legit. I kid you not. He loves to do that to whoever is cooking. Fuss all over the tiny mess and mistakes and narrates or tell you what you should do next (even though it is clearly obvious). 

LOL yes. I realise I am the child from hell but it had to be done...

 

Wow. You.

You're so full of shit that it's actually funny... in a pathetic kind of way.
Can't believe I actually caught you out. I'm probably gonna keep thinking of this every time I see/talk to you. HAHAHAHA.

Just damn.
Mate, you're so lame.

ePenpals

BWAHAHAHAHA ePenpal for shits and giggles.
There's so many Koreans on that app that I thought it was some koreandating thing at first HAHAHAHA.

Also. I'm trying to cut back on my time behind the computer aside from uni and work purposes. Meaning this leaves my phone to be my primary use, even when blogging now.

But man, I want to find a new app where people who have my number won't find /can't contact me unless they know my username/id. Yes. Avoiding certain people just became harder...

He's still holding a grudge

Since you won't reply to me on Steam. How suicidal do I have to be before you'll play games?
weh.
Our usual 3 months reunion.

Whole team waiting for you. Getinit.

Parties in Ponchos

Needless to say they got a few side glances whilst walking around like that.

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Well. Shit.

It suddenly hit me that I told 7 people I would eat out with them next week.
What the frack.
Laterz to me.

Don't ask me jack after midnight.  Thank you. 

Also. Both my groups from tuts and pracs are legit useless titties. I don't even know how my presentation group managed to make BOTH  my ideas seem as if they came up with it themselves. I gotta give them the credit of a puck you too.
Swear, I'm so close to losing my patience and telling them to get their shit together

Ugh. Babe & booze now, Avery ): 

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Update: they're still alive

Videogames are sort of a testament to how we can endure terrible lag, awful graphics and frustrating periods of "where the frack do I go now" just to see how the character we've become somewhat attached to dies.

Cel damage and Dynasty warriors marathon with Chris and whatsherface tomozza! YESSSSS.
Keeping 'em safe. Although we did manage to discover that Chris has an allergy to something which he didn't even know he had before... Man, that was so scary to watch.

Tonyswag - YouChube

This girl was so ready to end the "friendship" if I told her I voted for the Libs...
wow.
I believe I am entitled to my own political opinion, thankyou.
LOL.
Some people just don't get that both parties are just as shitty and also forget we're supposed to vote for the party, not the leader (Gillard accident taught us all!). She's so nutted... laughing since K.Rudd ain't even leader anyway, crazy cow.




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Chocolate and vanilla, swirl, swirl, swirl.

This girl lives to only swirl.

notsure. 

are you even okay?

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I was really hoping to keep my sanity intact

So...  some mole in the family volunteered me to "babysit" these two tards for the week.
wow. I'm looking forward to all that fun and crap and colouring in within the line and NO.
Not even an hour and they can't even keep to themselves.
Oh boy.

Zoned Out

Sometimes I just can't help but zone out on a conversation, though I'm almost always able to escape from getting caught.
Unfortunately, today's conversation with Adrian was not one of them.
He went on a  massive tangent about heaps of stuff(obviously didn't pay enough attention if I can only refer to it as THAT hurhur) and I was just lost after 15 mins in. Since I was too lazy to ask him to repeat and explain I just let him go on. HAHAHAHAHAHA. (I'm sorry, truly!)
Threw in a few mms and Oh? and chuckles whilst in my own daze. Almost shit myself when he asked "What do you think?" errrr.
awkward silence....
more awkward silence
cricket sounds........

"It is what it is, I guess"

LOOOOL HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Onya, Chane, freaking onya.

anxiously waiting for his reply to see if he hadn't noticed the lack of attention I had payed.
Turns out he was only asking which cuisine I wanted for tonight's dinnerdate. So freaking embarrassing.

More loose ends

At page 364 Waiting For Wednesday... all I can say is "I need a drink."
Man, Nicci French, you guys just love to bring in more murders and questions and little answers until the end.... less than 1/3 to go and I have little to no clue of who to suspect or the point of some marratives. Gah. Hope all loose ends are gonna be tied properly.

I heard some interview that they wanted at least 8 books for Freida Klein's series. I ain't complaining! Lets hope so.

My updated collection- lesbianlover shoutout

 I mentioned about Nicci French's Tuesday Gone once to Avery on our drive, saying how great of a random pick it was, the first crime genre in my collection and afsgisakgjagjljslk
I didn't think she'd remember buuuuut
PWAAAAAAAAAAAH

 I love this woman, so freaking much.
 

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Aussie Compliments - YouChube

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Friday FYEAH!

Somedays, I just feel like jigging uni, knowing that attendance doesn't matter at all.
LOL. But no. I'm too much of a nerd to skip.

kinda disappointed over that 1.5 mark difference HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh wells, never was a mark scabber and ain't gonna start anytime soon.

Funniest moment when my mate's group was trying to take a group photo even though it was hard for them to fit everyone in and my mate's just full staring at Roger's arm (since he was the only guy), obviously guestimating whether hers or his arm is longer to hold the phone. BWHAHAAHAHAHA. I lubb you twos ^____________________^ cutie patooties.

So glad my group blog is all set. yeyeyeyeye.
Just gonna help mate with hers, since their topic is too funny.


Haven't had Pump's Berry Storm in agesss. Still good mate, still freaking good.


On my mid-semester break from today! YAYERS. FIST PUMPING (although I'm pretty much on holiday mode every other day but....) NO MORE 9AM MONDAY FOR 2 WEEKS.

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Thursday training

ASFDGJNGPDASAGADHBRS
THE COACH FROM HELL IS BACK.
FREAKING SAVE ME. She put us through 3 straight hours of intense training.
Dead.dead.dead.
So sore all over. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
We didn't even get to play a game. wut.
Helen was shouting I'M ONLY A STAND-IN I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS the whole time. ugh.
Everyone be taking a month off to recover.




On a different note, Andrew is presently tempting me to eat all the mooncakes in the house before the actual day itself. Them yolks. Man. Those double yolk moon cakes.
You dork.
Gonna blame it on you when Ma asks what happened to them. fosho 4shore

L8z

Uninvited relos

I find my cousins casually laying around in my living room on a frequent basis of uninvited surprise visits.

It is occasions like these as to why I don't bother planning anymore.

WHAAAAAAAT. PLAY MEHHHH

Oh gosh. They fixed letterblox even though they're gonna pull the plug soon. hahaha

YOU GUYSSSS GET ONN AND PLAY WITH MEEEEEE

 ;( pleaaaaase

Truth Be Told #5

I'm actually really excited to hear the election results even though both parties are just as bad.
eeeeeeeeek. Though I'll be more excited to hear the retirement of Barry O'Farrell.
People be telling me I'm too invested in politics. Whatever potatoes.
:D

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOREVER :,) Just one word from her to get me going. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
wait.
gimme a minute.
I still got the chuckles.
I think Missy realised Abbott's chances of winning LOL.

I also love how Ikea catalogs are shitting all over the election with Abbutt and Ruddik kitchen makeovers.

Outlaws

The Badges at Kino sell for $1.99 or $2 at the service counters

What have we done, Marcus.... WHAT. HAVE WE DONE.

So this is what it feels like to have no soul. Interesting...

My goodness, this one person sitting across me in the library-
she's writing SO HARD and SO FURIOUSLY
my water bottle's shaking...

You're crawling on thin ice

Went out with Adrian today though whatshisface bumped into us and decided to tag along even after all that's happened. He's really pushing it a bit too far. If anything happens he'll only have himself to blame for being that foolish, Adrian is only going to put up with his antics for not much longer.
GG. sif he thinks I haven't spoken to Adrian about it... unless he's that braindead.
Just gonna turn a blind eye

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Things about Conor...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This little shithead, I couldn't stop cracking up when I was taking the pic.

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That Rad Science Teacher

I still need to ask Adam to kindly hand his bio notes to me so I can catch up on science which I missed out on for 2 years, blissfully.
Looking back science in high school was so bludgy HAHA. I guess it was cos our school did not specialise in that area. Legit, we were only known for our results in languages and english.
From memory of my science classes it doesn't take a fool to figure out why. LOL. majority of the teachers were just a lost cause who somehow ended up teaching a subject they hate.

The last time I had science was in Year 10 with Ms Windsor who was pretty rad cos she gave up trying to teach us in general HAHAHAHAHA... most of the time anyway.

I recall that time when we were in class and Ms Windsor and I were full talking about shitty teachers (oh irony) and random shiet and Mrs Dodd (the head teacher) came in our classroom and all of a sudden Windsor's like "so Chanelle, the defintion for tetonic plates are blahblahblah do you need other help?" *FLIPS PAGE*
Then after Dodd leaves Windsor was all "oh phewh she's gone, I'm so scared when ms dodd comes in like that"  ROFL champ.  We all laughed so hard and gave Miss a hi5.

Then this other time, after 15 mins of solid work we just gave up any pretense of wanting to learn / her wanting to teach jack. So we just closed all the lights in the classroom and sat in the corner whilst we were just telling Windsor all these ghost stories. HAHAHAHAHAHA. We kept two girls by the door in case Dodd walked in LOL and a textbook on our lap. We got scared shitless when the door opened suddenly, turned out to be just the juniors on office duty (LOL why our school implemented that is beyond me. You basically spend a day at school running errands for the office ladies who are too lazy to get off their fatass), that girl handing the pink slip was so suss, we had to shoo her away. LOL.

Best science class.

I miss you Bubbles! 

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What a waste of my Tuesday arvo

Woke up at 11 today, by that I mean actually got up and outta bed.
I'm starting to spend a lot of my days off uni, rotting in bed with my laptop on or just watching/reading useless crap on my phone.
ugh. anyways, decided to go downstairs and take Scout out for a jog, then my dad just randomly tells me I have a dentist appointment at 2. ZZZ WTH. They seriously don't bother to tell me jack until the very last minute, "oh yeah we're eating out with family tonight" - always happens. Always.
Had to drop whatever plans I had and just get myself ready. ughh.
Rock up at the dentist at 2 and the receptionist tells my dad there's no booking..................
apparently we were a week too early.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAR OUT.
Just why.

I even showered so early too! DAMN IT, my first for the month cos I usually smell like roses and all.  (For you mentally-challenged people, I will drop a hint and say that sentence is typed with utter sarcasm).