Tuesday, 30 July 2013

U wot m8?! day1sem2

Some people I just can't understand...
Today at the service desk there was this guy whom I'm pretty sure put on a cockney accent throughout his entire shift... It was waaaaaaaaay over the top.
I felt like slapping him across the face. There wasn't a slightest hint of humour in how he delivered it (if he intended it to be a joke).
He was definitely either taking a piss at the customers, taking a piss at life in general, wanted to get fired or wanted to get bashed by international students badly. notfreakingsure.
Probably all of the above given his stupidity.
Though seriously... his accent was WHORRIFYING and he let the aussie collq slip a bit with the owazagoin.



Also. The first assignment for my IT unit is creating a website using html, css and javascript...
I don't have such a great feeling about this one...  guess I better start it this week rather than last week of August. serious though. Ain't planning to scrape by with a Pass or Credit, aiming for at least a D or HD with this "bludgy" unit.
technologyretardedforever. Forgot to mention that creating a twitter account is compulsory for us to contact classmembers/tutors.
Welp. This definitely blows.





MIA. I love you heaaaaps. You socially-sensitive cutie.
really was't expecting you to sincerely apologise for something so normal(?) and out of your control.

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Mia makes Mondays less morose

Last minute plans to go chill with Mia after Monday tut since I dogged out on the group event on Saturday.
wooooooo.
We don't have to wait until Christmas break. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yayers. This definitely made my first uni day of Sem2 that much better.
Not so shitty, afterall. jokes, you're still pretty shit. I hate you Monday mornings.
Arvo pj party. Yay.




Truth be told #3 - I've never struck a chord

To be fair, when it comes to my list of very, very limited fortes music is not one of them.
I do realise that makes me the black sheep of the family for my lack of talent in that area.

Here's one to throw youse all off.
I do not know my guitar chords.
YES. I DON'T. serious.
No joke.
That's why it took me twice as long to practice my music performos and why I was so nervy.
I really don't know my chords... well I guess I do know them but I just don't know the name of them...
How I learnt was pretty much by memorising the piece itself. Yeah... my guitar "skills" are self-taught and by watching others. getting lessons for any music instrument just irks me. This "fear" (if I may call it that) started from my piano lessons when I was in primary school. Man, I'll tell you. I was HORRIBLE with my timing.
 It sure did not help that my piano teacher was strict as heckkk either, she always acted as if there was a stick up her whatwhat. I remember that one lesson when she just sat there and told me I was playing the piece wrong over and over again. After the third try she just gave up.... legit. took out a magazine and just said she'll wait till I fix my mistake... so I kept playing that same damn piece NOT KNOWING where the hell I was making a mistake, much less WHAT THE HELL my mistake was. GG.
it was the most painful hour of my freaking life. I wanted to just curl up in a fetus position and die. When my mum came to pick me up I told her I was quitting during our car ride.
It was *that* bad. Ever since then I just hated the thought of getting actual music lessons other than the muck around ones that my s.bro offers from time to time.


So, there you have it. A somewhat traumatic memory of my childhood that just makes me want to crawl under a rock.
I fooled you alls. I do realise I lead a life much like Phoebe Buffay. At least I nailed the old lady. AYE AYE. WHATUP. No? Stuff you. High fiving a million angels.


double reference whaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Saturday, 27 July 2013

What a joke...

Remember how I said I was soooo looking forward to semester 2?
YEAH.
WHAT
A
FREAKING
JOKE.
HAHAHAH seriously. I feel like just dropping all my units right now...
that so called "bludgy" unit ain't looking so BLUDGY after all. LIARS.
I would defer; however, the chances of my brain disintegrating during a 6+ months break would just result in me being more mentally incompetent than I am now for when I undertake the 2014 transfer.

The chances of me becoming a part time student with one unit is looking more and more likely by each passing second.


A saddening realisation that I don't have arvo classes. My timetable is now POO.

Adoption of a hobo for a day

Chloe slept over yesterday hahaha
Sometimes, I wonder if it's normal for people to just rock up at others' abode and announce an unplanned and self-decided sleep over party.  GG klozz only you and a few other tards. You guys are being overly spontaneous.

To simply describe Chloe.... 2kool4u?
Adrian worries when I'm with her since neither one of us ever backs out of a challenge/dare.
For you all, this is how we USUALLY shop for whatever junk during nights like these....


It was tempting not to let her back out... I will say that much.

My personal favourite of the night was definitely when Chloe found out that the lovely Takamine guitar could not be imported from America. Boy, can that girl pull a tantrum.





p.s. check out her new glasses!

She can see pretentious a lot more clearly now.



Friday, 26 July 2013

New level of laziness and excuses

Thai food MEH
Clubbing MEH
despite the great company can't be botheredness wins.

So cbb going to halfassed events.... I got to admit I was spending the week thinking of excuses to get out of this one Hahahaha.
So I will take any and all insults from youuuse. Hmyeah.

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Before my holiday gets reaped

I've decided to spend my holidays to the maaaax.
Surviving on 3 hours of sleep. SLEEPING IS FOR MUNDANES. Coolbeans.
Sometimes, I wish I had more entertaining online friends who do not respond with THE SKY when I ask whatsup.
It was only funny during '08. So... What year are you living in, mate. HAHAHAHA.
Yet again, I've come to realise that my ratio of Female to Male friends online is 1:20
WHYYY. TELL MEEEEEE. I CAN HANDLE YOUR PMS, YOUR DRAMA AND YOUR BOOBS.
In addition, can I get a new insomniabuddy to call during the early ours of my dawn, if you don't mind my whispering is all. APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPENED.

Anyhooooo.
Crashed at Hunter's place today for dinner :D
Haven't seen him in yoinks!
He wifeymaterial'd it uppp.




BOOOOOOOOOOOM
Garlic prawn fettucine with cheeeeeeeeeeese. Don't forget the cheese. Ever.





Truth Be Told #2 - lost property

You may or may not remember that flanny collection I was talking about that gets left behind by my mates. HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN FORGET YOUR FLANNY AT MINE?
Strippers.
All the flannies are washed and waiting for you to collect.
Right now my collection of Flanny is at 5/6. Yep.

I will wear it until you come claim it.
Here's one of us together, I think this one belongs to Seb LOL
Yes. I wasn't joking....





Wednesday, 24 July 2013

HBD whore of an ANDO

Happy Birthday Leleleleleleleleleleleleand.
You're old but not old enough to have a legal drink. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
Come on down to 'straya and you can drink yourself silly, legally.
You ghetto ass whore.
I wish I had something good to say about you.
LOL.
idk.
You're like... Pierce. You've chang'd for the worse.
You also use too much game-jargon on me. (MOST OF WHICH ARE INSULTS) like 'QQ scrub quit life'.  Just what.
we have a weird hate friendshit.
I don't even have the words for it, so here's an accurate depiction of how much of a dick you (and i) are:




Hope you had an eventful birthday, nonetheless.
Just remember, once you go black you can't go back. HAHAHA.


Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Time is tight

Only so little time left to do all my NOTHINGNESS.
Gah.
Also need to get other stuff sorted before I drown in a heckload of work again except I'm more than hesitant to deal with you or youse.

On the other hand, I've finally came to that emancipation I was looking for. I can't believe it took this many years. It just makes me laugh. At least now I'm able to understand and agree with what she said a few months back. It was really unnecessary for me to keep it going for this long.

So, word of advice, RIP THAT DAMN BAND AID OFF FASTER. If you want that cut to fully recover it needs to breathe and then it's only a matter of time for it to heal. It certainly does not need the band aid to be on it for so long, it only prolongs the healing process. Even if you keep it there, it ought to come off eventually even by itself.
It isn't going to be sticking forever, you know.
Though since you have left the band aid on for so long of course there are going to be evidence of it ever being there. Yes, you will have a nice band aid tan. GG.


Sometimes, I intend to be the only person to understand my posts. Then again, even if I make it intelligible to you, you may not even interpret it correctly.
whatwhat.


Coooolbeans. I'm done rambling here.
Laters.
Good day to you all, readers and skimmers.

Scheduler

That one time when I was kind enough to make a schedule for Marcus to accommodate his overwhelmingly busy lifestyle. He forwarded it back to me today hahaha.






Monday, 22 July 2013

Things about Esmir #2

Much to my disappoint he is STILL in Bosnia.
BOSNIA, DAMN YOU. SHARE THAT GOODNESS WITH 'STRAYA AS WELL.

Esmir recently whatsapped this pics and I almost lost my shit...


Photo

 I seriously thought he got married since he had joked about finding a Bosnian bride. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ezzy <3  anticipating my lunchdate with him, so freaking much. 


Neat facts

I think I will just laugh everytime I see this...
JUST.
What even, mate. HAHAHA.

Zodiac Sagittarius facts.




Sunday, 21 July 2013

As the end of my holidays looms my motivation to blog anymore decreases.
HAHA
I still have to tell a uni mate that I'd be dropping a class which we originally scheduled together...
erhhh. I was kind of looking forward to it but another semester of educ? NAY.
):
booooooooo.


Also. Yesterday I've realised that it can't just be forgotten as if it never happened. There's always going to be a rift between us. Good thing I never took your words seriously? but yeah.... meh weak bonds whateverrrr.


On a different note, I have not seen my new BFFL in forever ): gah.
Did you become the world's worst hooker?!
Dr sexy m.d HAHAHAHA. Doogie... just ajkhkshkhg LOL
Don't die on me, kk.

Saturday, 20 July 2013

Truth Be Told - continuation

Wheeeeee finished tidying up yay.
Now the hard part is keeping it clean for the months to come. Within 3 days it'll return back to normal and by normal I mean a war zone. Trust me. I don't even know how it happens...


Anyhooo, I decided to continue this random thing I did with my old one since I enjoyed your reactions from random facts to stuff I just feel like fessng up.
So, starting over from numero uno to stop any confusion...

#1. I was the BIGGEST teacher's pet in primary school.
HAHAHAHA Don't ask. I did't even do much. I just answered Qs and did as I was told and I guess my teachers were just easily impressed by my can-do attitude?
Trust me, I never sucked up. I'm horrible at that. Even in year 12 I spent majority of my time firing friendly insults at teachers (mostly about their age and their dorkness).

Lazy Saturdays

getting real sick of spending more time than necessary behind screen (besides insomniac nights). ugh.
Especially since it's holidays and my need to be on, behind a laptop or desktop to do any work is nonexistent.
Headache.
So. Decided to limit my time now (kind of) hurrr.

Had the lonnnngest walk with Scout. No joke. It was nearly 3/4 hours. So much she was begging to be held the whole way back. SAH lazy.

Anyways, I think I'm gonna do something more productive now. HAHA. Hope I don't get sidetracked.

GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL.
Don't get drowned by the World Wide Webz.


Thursday, 18 July 2013

ChAd Thursdays

heyhey.
Finally satisfied my boost craving for a greenteamangomantra. It was kind of disappointing though HAHAHA. It tasted better the other time. ); oh wells
I let Adree have the first sip too since he never tried that flavour but he said he didn't know whether he liked it or not... so indecisive sometimes. So I took that as a NO. We went and got a small brunch since he was kind of starving. 10 mins later he reaches out to have a second sip of my boost but I had already finished it LOOOOOOOL. He just gave me a shocked look & EH?! cos it was a regular/original size HAHAHAHAHA. awks/embarrassing. I'm just a fast drinker yahh know. I don't like to idly nurse my drink in my hand. Yeahh it was just so LOL since he takes foreverrrrrr to finish a regular boost. Haha

Went biking afterwards
Ended the date with a Maccas run since we were both wanted a frozen drink and he wanted a soft serve cos he's cute like that. JOKES softie.
I swear, whenever we go out and order different things he always or 90% of the time ends up wanting what I ordered instead. So every time we have dinner out we just swap our plates halfway through. GG. Even today when I got myself a frozen coke and Adrian a frozen grapefruit fanta he just kept eyeing at my coke....... LOL. Eventually traded that too after a few sips. At least the Frozen pink fanta tastes good. HAHA.
























Caption of the month: Don't touch my fucking bike!





HAHAHAHAHA kidding. lostie needed directions.


Wednesday, 17 July 2013

What's a mate....

So much rescheduling and dogging HAHAHAHA.
I called Mia up last minute to tell her I couldn't make it on Friday.. so awks. kinda HAHA
That douchebag expected and had a feeling that I'd cancel it, that she even made plans on friday after our outing time in case I did call.... GOOD FOR YOU THAT IT CAME TRUE AYE. HAHAHAHA .___. that's my mate.

I also got a call for a job this morning HAHA. notsure if I'm even bothered to work anymore since I don't need the $$$ hhmmm.



LOL my license is almost useless....

Steph: There should be a special category for people like us
"waste of plastic"


BYE FRIEND

;____; Ezzy's left Sydney
LONELY MUCH MUCH. HAHA kidding. kinda. notreally.

seriously hope the upcoming events are not clubbing for the celebrations of fresh 18s.
ugh.
ceeeeebz for that. winging each day as it comes.
LOL HAHAHAH THAT JUST REMINDED ME.

Me: Aren't you going to change the fonts now?
Esmir: Too lazy for that now. CEEBS is that what you guys call it?

LOL Ezzy being HIP.


dududududududududu

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Scout SCOOOT OVER

Random visits today.
Puggle lost her shit HAHAHAHA. Scout. Why you so uncute for.

At least she got herself comfortable. Though he wasn't able to move for the full half hour until.....



DINNERRRRRRR

HAHA fat shit. Speaking about fatshits, I miss FatBert ):





Kevin Richardson: aw, don't call her fat.... she's just.... well fed.


Monday, 15 July 2013

MX newspapers.



DO YEW CRY ERRYTHYME?!


Eyes never closing..

5:07am
still here yet again.
Got carried away gaming HAHA
ChAd on Thursday! YAY :D Biking sesh with Adrian.
I miss your butt.

Miss Avery's (  .  Y   .  ) more though.
Can't wait for LesbianLover reuinion


I'm more immature by the passing minute. Good grief.
few hours before realising that he is in fact a boy. Well... this is a first. 




Sunday, 14 July 2013

Spontaneous nights with EZZY

HAHAHAHA.
You know it's gonna be a good night when Esmir calls you out of the blue to chill.
Then next thing you know you're a bowling duo versing the kewie tourists HAHAHAHA.
not even sure how we ended there. So random I swear LOOOL


Hello there, cutie patootie.
I'd love to strike you out.
(;


Saturday, 13 July 2013

Awkward....

Okay. I seriously hope I'm reading the signs wrong... pleaaaaaaase tell me I'm jumping to the wrong conclusion ughhhh.
To start... I've known you practically since my early memories. Out of all the family friends you're one of the few that I would probably keep in contacts with but seriously.... ): for the first time I hope that whatever is going on does not amount to you having feelings which are more than what it should be. If it was somebody else it wouldn't be that big of a deal to me because I could care less but pleaaaase. NOT you. It'll become hell awkward and I'd hate for that to happen.
Pet names, souvenir and the recent errrrrr..... I just hope it's not it.



rare occasions of when I hope it's not a crush...

Thursday, 11 July 2013

I can die of embarrassment. No joke. Even the thought of something embarrassing I did makes me cringe to my death .____________.

ugh. DAMN PAST ME!

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

It slips by

Somewhere along the way I forgot it was only supposed to be a casual banter.


You achieved your declaration of 2012, as much as I would hate to admit it.

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

I don't understand people who can eat whipped cream out of the can... no wait. I don't understand people who like to eat whipped cream. End of.

.
I came to a realisation that people in my Cultural Studies tutorial think I'm in my 2nd or 3rd year HAHAHAHAHAHA.  "You always look like you have your shit together and know your stuff and mature and..." lulz I GOT 'EM FOOLED. Surprise surprise. People have some weird impressions of me...



Monday, 8 July 2013

G'DAY TO YOU RUSSIA 

Hahaha. odd visits.


last minute family dinners. ugh. nobody tells me anything.
Saw a little cousin from hk I never knew I had. Oh Asians. HAHA.
One thing I can't stand is spoilt, bratty, cocky, selfish only-childs. Can't stand you guys.

Since us kids had our own table at the restaurant, all my other cousins tricked the little one I met to eat rice on the plate with forks instead of bowls, saying it was how we eat in Australia and he was gullible enough to do it HAHAHAHA. Of course we all did the same because he wasn't THAT dumb, except we quickly cleared out plate and then called the aunties to point out how freaking weird our cousin was to eat rice on plate with a fork.

Yep. I'm evil. Though worth it cos he was so damn cocky about it LOL





Sunday, 7 July 2013

Saturday

Dragged myself outta bed Woke up today thinking who the heck holds parties at 10 in the MORNING during HOLIDAYS!
LOL. SORRY JJ <3
But no. Seriously. It was hell. HAHAHA.
I was almost tempted to text and skip and sleep.
It was great though HAHA though we almost died from food coma.

Watched Silent Hill HAHAHA it was so.. erhhh. so sad about the cop. She was kinda hot HAHAHA.
Ray was so scared even though it was hardly a horror much...
Highlight of the day:
Avery: BOOOO!
Ray: FUCK OFFFFFF!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love you Avery.



weeeeeeeeeeee can't wait to get stuff done.
pack my room tomozza. I think it's time LOL else it'll look like a war zone in 3 days time.

Accidentally drowned myself in Lancome miracle. LOL. Seriously my favourite perfume. Though it smells better at its minimal. kinda.



C: 198 | T: 38 | D: 2.73

Friday, 5 July 2013

Uni Blues

Rolling around in bed thinking about uni hahaha oh mann.
Biggest SHHHHHHHH BRAIN. JUST CTL ALT DELETE.
Thinking about how much I have to enjoy my final sem at mcq huge campus (lake included ;) before trading that off for a tall block of building, if not the Bush campus. Definitely gonna make the most of mcqlife.
Ugh
Brain
Go to sleep.
I need my insomniacomfort buddy back ); too bad I got off on the wrong foot with my last one...
Also my fault. Sozzles.

Shame,  there are some things you just can't fix.

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Things about Esmir

Esmir offered me one of his chicken sandwich which his mum made during our train ride.

Then another time when we were having group discussions he suddenly became serious and told us.
I see someone I've been trying to avoid. Gotta run. Talk to youse later.
 Then he just legged it.
Turns out it was his ex. LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dying.
HAHA.
You're such a cutie patootie
mwamwah

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Holiday reflections

Most of today my brain's been preoccupied with uni stuff.
Oh yeah... this was definitely the break I was looking forward to... ugh.
I'm going to hate myself when sem2 starts again hahaha.
Every ounce of regret of not living life blissfully and ignorantly.
On a more serious note thinking of just dropping to 2 units as opposed to 4 to try getting a higher average. (except I'll still have to take educ UGHHHHH) Apparently that'll make me a part time student? Hope that doesn't affect much haha.
Looking forward to reading the unit outline and sussing out the blow off classes haha.

That's my academiclife sorted ANYWHOOOOO. Onto other areas...
time to make some amends and fix up some of my screwups.
I don't plan to be as active on social sites once sem2 commences because if I learnt anything from sem1 it's I WON'T HAVE MUCH OF A SOCIAL LIFE TO HOLD A CONVO 30MINS+
Serious don't understand people who party hard during uni days whilst I'm just sitting writing essays all day, every week and crying myself a river hoping to drown the convenor who created it. 

A second thing I was reminded again is to never assume and fully believe what you hear. doubt everything. As much as it compliments with your prior impressions don't blindly agree with a one-sided story. And if it's anything I've learnt at an all-girls school is that things between the two parties should remain only between the two parties. Taking sides is not always necessary. People make mistakes. What of. Shrug your shoulder and build a bridge.
Extrapolate yourself from the situation.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Usually I give jack about starsigns but...

HAHAHA I SWEAR THIS SITE IS LIKE 99.95% ACCURATE.

Mia sent the same pic a few months back and then BAM




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cannot deny.


Update

Obviously I'm trying to make up for the times I don't blog during uni.
When I'm not sober I'll rant about whatever the hell goes on up there okaay.

On a side note does anyone have my performances vids? HAHAHA I think I'll upload them to yewchube. Just because.





I don't fall twice, except for D. or when I'm walking down the stairs without lights on simply because I'm an idiot.

Jennifer poops at parties...?

People who try to adjust other's parties to their own likings. Just NO. if your mate wants to have a slut party let her damn you.

Monday, 1 July 2013

Whiners are weiners

HAHAHAHA I still lubb you, you spoilt brat <3

Cereal killer at midnight

not sure if I'm pissed or just hungry.


LOL OKAY. Turns out I was just hungry.

Sometimes I think of how retarded I am to have breakfast at 12:16 am in the morning.
IS IT WEIRD? I hope not. Shit.
Munching on my cereal with banananananas. hm. I don't even like milk.
WHATEVZ BETCHES ^____________^ SUPPER BRAH.

Not bothered for life to fix myself up some real food that or I'm just too lazy to clean my mess afterwards. That moment when you're trying to figure out if you're hungry enough to make some real food and wake everyone in the house. I could really go for a Maccas run though..... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHIT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME I DON'T EVEN LIKE MACCAS. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME MIA?!
HJ <3 don't worry. I lubb yew forever. notreally.

Okay. Never mind I'm going to microwave some shizz up.

You've scrolled a tad too much...

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Sometimes, I don't know why I bother continuing to keep this active but then I read past posts and get a good kick and laugh outta it. So here I am once again. |-/

Looking back?