Well. That escalated quickly

This bitch keeps sending me 3-word-texts, one after the other. My phone is about to blow up.
^
There you go MikeNikers. The first of TB posts.

SHUTUP YOUSE FINISHED WITH HSC.
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT FROM YOU ):
LOL hsc blowout. I still haven't paid yet..........
think I'll just take a risk and pay at the door if there are any left HAHAHA

Saw the past papers and thought: Yeeeeep. I'm gonna get my degree at King's Cross. LOL ;)

I have a week a bit left and I have yet to feel the stress.
Guess post-hsc life won't be much different. Won't be feeling the emancipation like you guise.

Maintained an 88 for Mid-yearlies and trials.
How to push 2+ marks higher to get into a band 6 for legal.
ARGHHHHHHH.

So desperately need to get a band 6 for Society as well.
At least I have my PIP mark to fall back on (which I think I did amaaaaaaaazing)
Jennymoo actually wants to read that shit. LOL. A project about a depressing self-reflection of middle borns' personal experiences o.o
Around 6000 words in total HAHAHAHA.
Picking Society was probably not the bestest decision with all the "thinking outside the box" requirements not the usual learn from textbook kind of deal. oh wells.

SIX MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR DAYS YAH MOLES.
Jokes. I gotta find a dress for St Pat's formal as well. Shit.
I'm also dying for a swimmmmm.


♥

Monday.

Went Strath libs and sat in the silent room.
Somewhat productive. Swear this guy next to me (think he's in uni) was full sighing every damn minute or two. No joke. It was like he was going to die or something o.o
It got quite annoying after a while too. I mean, okay. I get your stressed but EVERY FREAKING MINUTE? Really?! I got so fed up I started doing a tally every time he sighed. LOL.
I don't think he realised ... maybs.
Went out of the room. Found the legal peeps and studied a bit.
After an hour or two. BAM
Hello Damian, white guy who doesn't know how he did in the drama performance and Wilson.
See. I told you so.
The place for anyone who needs to meet new people.



Needed to pee so bad.
Took a step down the stairs and freaking Sarah was at the bottom of the staircase.
Was full O________O SHIT. Almost stacked it when I quickly turned out and made a run back up.
LOL. You didn't get my text? I swear, I texted you that I was coming today.
HAHAHAH JOKES >_________> sif I'll tell you. GOSH.




♥

MSN - deep conversations with Christina S

Christina says:
 damn straight!
Chane. says:
 I don't think you really want to know
 it's one of those exams where you think you did REALLY shit but end up getting the best in
 Risky.
Christina says:
 oh snap:/
 dont worry i get that too but in a different way, like i thought i did well in a test and was so pumped to getting the results
 unnntill you realised you failed
 maths might i say
Chane. says:
 ROFL nah that happens too.
Christina says:
 ahaha i shouldve been suprised anyways, the only thing im proud of this year that came from maths had to be that assignment *sighs*
Chane. says:
 The ONLY?!
 C'mon
 As if!
Christina says:
 i shouldnt even be doing maths, honestly i havent passed a test for a while
 actually have i ever passed...
 NAAH
Chane. says:
 Remember when we used to get similar marks in Ancient
 LOL
Christina says:
 well i know i passed my overall mark for the year at school, that assignment was a godsend
 ahahaha yea
Chane. says:
 We were so happy about it but we should've hang out head down in shame
Christina says:
 ahahaha funny as hell
Chane. says:
 Full giving fivesies as Scott gives back another shit mark that JUST pass
Christina says:
 ahahahaha
 was gonna say talking here reminds me of when we used to stay up and do our essays late at night for history
Chane. says:
 LOL yeah. "SEND ME YOUR SHIT"
Christina says:
 those were the fun days
 yea i know aye ahahaha i miss that 

If this is spring, I'm shitting bricks for Summer.

Went out with Adrian and we caught Looper. YESSSSS. Wasn't too bad.
Was pretty hilarious how we were the only two laughing at the end of the film. No greater irony than to remember what we are constantly reminded of in Eng whenever writing a creative piece.

I also loved how a lady pretended to accidentally drop her used ticked while walking... we picked it up, chased after her and gave it back to that litterbug.


Adrian also showed off his awesome speeding skills when driving me back.
Oh yeah baby, doing 50s at a 70s zone. Nothing sexier.... ever.
Loved how the wind ruffled with his sandy hair. LOL JOKES. What wind? 


♥

They went to see Taken2 after the 2unit maths exam ):
WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
General Maths is still a bitch. Just a different type of bitch. A bitch which likes to use long words and complicated sentence structures to confuse you.

Oh wells.
Gonna go soundwave with the fellas. STOKED.
Them good days.
Can't wait to see Tim :)

♥

What is love? (Avery) Baby, don't hurt me!

Went for a brill. afternoon nap at 3:40pm...
And 20 minutes in when it got soooooooo good.
Avery decided to text me.
T_______________________T LOL IT WAS A GOOD DREAM TOO.
aakfskjhkhkagsn. The nerves of some people.
HAHAHAHA.
As much as I love you- which I really do..... Don't do it again babe ):
freaking vibrated non-stop.


Did I forget to mention that she killed my phone during our call?


Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the older one. LOL. Oh Avery.

♥

LOL Full celebrating over end of English.
HAHAHAHA.
level-ing it up with Adam and our goal to reach star after HSC 8)
LOL.
Veeeeeee- chat meeeeeeh!
Freaking gifted him the compass clock and he no GIVING&receiving.
WAH
wah
You cheap Asian.
p.s. I love wearing your flanny.
I am actually very funny.
Don't be such a dunny...
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEEEY.
Hahaha. Oh Rhymes. You keep me entertained.


You know you should probably stop gaming when this happens:




♥

What a shame I was really looking forward to trying out 4 unit maths and physics :/
 



Spending the afternoon at Strath. libs = making 3-10 friends guaranteed.
It's not a library. It's a social hangout. The word 'whisper' does not exist.
And signs clearly mean nothing when we eat, drink and talk on the phone. Cool.Cool.Cool.


Forced Simone to record the common types of food poisoning on my shitbrick 8)
HAHAHAHAHA. Gah. So monotone.... but so easy to concentrate
Record all my notes for me, please? :D
GIMME, ARIEL. GIMME.
♥

Paper 2...? What's that? (:

Bye, I’m going to crawl into a blanket burrito and study for Paper 2.
Looking forward to Briar Rose, Shoe-horn Sonata and IntoTheWorld poems on transitions....
I’m having SO much fun with the HSC. Studying is the GREATEST. I don’t want to end my life at all. I am not considering running away and joining the circus. I am DEFINITELY not thinking about using black magic to turn myself into a cat. No waaaaaaaaaaaaay.
SO EXCITED TO WRITE THREE ESSAYS IN TWO HOURS. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL BALL. 



Shit.

Numb... what are feelings?!

Why the frack is everyone freaking out? Calm your ovaries! It's just the HSC... There are more important things, like Missy's return to Melbourne, guess I know where I'll be spending my summer 8D

So calm your tits guys.



♥

So. I guess after 288 days the stress *finally* decides to kick in...

Rhianne: PLEASE don't ask me to write a feature article or review... Or interview... Or letter... Or anything that isn't a short story.
Chane: We will be doomed.
Rhianne: So bloody doomed.
Chloe: I have such an ugly feeling in my tummy
Rhianne: I feel like we're the grade that's gonna get screwed over... I'm freaking out.
Chane: cos the BOS would actually do that to us. ): VERY likely.
I remember all the days in english when we used to sit by each other and did nothing but insult mr g. I knew we'd pay for it one day LOL
Rhianne: ahahahahahahahah that was such a great class though.

♥

Terroristic HSC-ers, sincerely concerned....

Bree: everyone is like "good luck with the HSC" and im sitting here like "fuck the HSC. KCON is the only thing that matters right now."
Chane: LOL Guilt is gonna bitchslap me when they tell me to pick my pen up.
Sebastian: Kill myself during the exam so extra atar points for causing you guys to experience such distress ;)
Adrian: PREGNANT........... Everyone gets one more atar point!!!!!!!!
Chane: I KNEW IT!
Jethro: Break all James Ruse student hands.
Colin:  fkn bomb all the selective schools HAHA
Chane: Lol wtf guise. They'll probably end up with estimated atars of 99.5 minimum
Sebastian: LOLLL
Jethro: i love how BOS changed it to 99.5
Bree: To remind everyone that nobody is perfect.
Adrian: except chane
Sebastian: EXCEPT ELLE!
Sebastian: lolol
Chane: Thanks you shitheads. Trying to imply that due to my flawlessness I'll get a STAR instead of a mark?
Jethro: lmao XD
Adrian: LOL! No my dearest ;-) never
Sebastian: ............. guess it's just me then
Chane: lol thanks seb <3 I can't wait to see you tmr. HOPE YOU GET THE WONKY TABLE ^_______________^
Sebastian: LOLOLOL D:

To non-nsw peeps: A STAR as an atar means less than 30

♥

daaaarh

I swear, we were born for each other...

Chane: You know you're sooooooo gonna ace the HSC when you just found out a minute ago Paper 1 doesn't start till 1ish as opposed to 9am...
Sarah: HUH!?!?
Sarah: SERIOUSLY?!?!?
Chane: ROOOOOOOOOOFL
Chane: we're gonna ace the hsc together -___-
Chane: No, seriously!
Chane: I just checked the timetable LOL
Sarah: what the fuck, really?!?!
Sarah: paper ONE?!
Chane: Paper one starts in the afternoon
Sarah: holy shit..
Chane: Yeah. Paper 2 is the one at 9
LOOOL
Sarah: oh fuck.=
==;
Chane: AREN'T YOU GLAD I TOLD YOU
Chane: LOL I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
Sarah: YEAH !!
Sarah: LOL
Chane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Sarah: THANKS
Sarah: ARGHHHH WAHT THE FUCKKK
Chane: We're the biggest fkups -__- I swear
Sarah: <3
Sarah: we're meant to be baby
Chane: 1:50 - 4pm
Sarah: mother fuck =;

♥



Thought I had finished writing on a whole writing pad today, then I realised that the pages are double sided and I'd only technically finished half...

Some things never change...

For my dearest Jason
CHIN UP!
and... 
:)
Always.


Two years later and not much has changed...
We still look like dickheads. HAHAHAHA. I miss seeing your face on a daily basis though.

♥

How to ace the HSC

So. I always wondered how my mate managed to top her Modern History class without needing to worry or ever stress... However, looking at her exercise book I'm sure it's just what they call "naturally gifted".

Ellie: That should just about do it.








 
 Just managed to get it in my head then some IDIOT on private caller called for the FOURTH TIME TODAY and now I'm back to square one. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY MUST YOU RING DAILY FOR NO BLOODY REASON?!
I will hunt you down and break your face... once this is over. Puck you.
If you are so determined to ring this many times and not utter a single word I will repeat all 3 essays to you until you hang up.

What day?

My handwriting has changed yet again .__.


Third day and already exposed.
Gah.


Scout's not happy about how I'm neglecting her...

Deep Conversations with the Gmaths studybuddies

Liz:
General Maths can actually die. I hope it dies a slow and painful death. Whoever said Gen. Maths was fun and breezy can actually have a glass rod hammered into their genital area only to later be shattered because you are a sick, sadistic fuck who clearly doesn't understand the meaning of 'logic'. I wish you all a good day. xx
Chanelle:
LOL what.
Hunter:
Why do I feel like this message is directed towards the back row? lol
Chanelle:
Hunter, I think the entire message is directed at us!
BUT LIZ!
... you chose it! :b
Liz:
Haha. Oh, Ellellelle. You think I CHOSE this?!
Chanelle:
That's half my name. No need for the repetition. It's not like I don't hate it enough...
MATATATATATATHS.
Jessica:
You could have done CAFS...
Hunter:
WHAT A JOKE! 
Chanelle:
She would have broken all of the plastic babies for sure... her maternal instincts are simply non-existent.
;)
Hunter:
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Jessica:
I never said she'd be good in CAFS...
Chris:
Could of done hospitality instead. It's what I did.
Chanelle:
Yes Liz. Shoulda stayed in the kitchen!
Liz:
ROFLMAO
LOLOL
FUCK YOU
I'm coming over to yours on thurs!!!!!!!
Chanelle:
WHAT.
Self-invite yourself...
):
It's not like you're THAT bad at it. 
Liz:
I'm coming over or my 58 tickets will be going in the bin.
Chanelle:
BUT I will be more than happy to get you caught up with maths.
LOL.
The shit I do for those useless papers....
Liz:
ROFL
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
Now bend over!
Chanelle:
Why?
Are you going to make me a sandwich now?
bend and OHSNAP!
Hunter:
LOL she's on a roll today
INVITE MEEE
Chanelle:
No, Hunter.
Last time you came for a late night visit we full trashed the guest room... Mumma's still not happy about you.
Though if you must. Okay.
Hunter:
:-)
owe you a tonne
Chanelle:
Always.


♥

Went back to school for one period study class. 3 of the coolest rocked up. LOL.
Gave Ms her retirement card. Humor.
Finished around 10 and surprisingly probably the most useful class I ever had with A. Since she- well. let's just face it "decides to actually teach" for once and for all.
Bumped into Jason who just finished Uni and made him give me a lift to the libs. HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're such a GB ;)
Got into his car and he switched on Missy Higgins just for me even though it was only a 5 mins drive.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaws.
Jason... we need to get married. NOW.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



♥

Whatta cow.

Michael says:
If my legs didn't explode into a world of pain every time I make some attempt at exercise, I might actually want to do it again
Chane says:
Soft.
Michael says:
I know....
Chane says:
Maybe do some apathetic exercise. Moaning is good, the whining ( while eating cake preferably ) and definitely get some procrastination in. Or meh.
Michael says:
I'm already really good at that!
Chane says:
You think you're good. You have years of practice to get to my level of... meh.
Michael says:
Coming from the person who plays sports like crazy
Chane says:
GAME FACE ON.
Don't worry MikeNikers.
Michael says:
XD
Chane says:
You're a flawless human being (:
Michael says:
Destined for virginity.
Chane says:
ROFL never gets old.
Michael says:
I love it and you too.
Chane says:
Does this mean Meg and I still have a shot? :b
Michael says:
LMFAO -.-
take her. She'll want me back someday.

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut.

Hahaha. Weird song to have stuck in my head but a-okay.

Decided to move back in to my mum's place after they left on Saturday to keep Anthony company (: LOL
Who am I kidding. That brother from another mother can't cook to save his life. It's like living at the Lane's. Parent-less with a carefree brother. Andrew also decided to drop by yesterday to have dinner with us. YESS. What better way than to spend the evening with good company, my two favourite brosephs. However, much to Andrew and my disappointment numero tre's grillfan came for a late night visit.
Andrew & I kept trying to subtly kick her out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She's persistent alright. Rang Danny about it and reported to him about the night. He was full howling through the phone when I told him I tried to get Scout to slobber her and make her go home. Mum, on the other hand, was not very pleased to hear about that. HEHEHE :)
 Causing trouble for my brother?! What are you talking about I love him enough to try and help him find the right girl. I don't think Anthony even realised what us two were up to the whole night. Just goes to show how much he cares about the 'grillfan' HAHAHA.


Side note:
Just letting you guise know, if any of you need Legal, Society or sample Eng essays around bands 5-6 please email me. Would be more than happy to shoot them over.
My Society notes contain full written answers throughout in some places so to avoid plagiarism, please put them into your own words or bullet points. Lest we all get done for cheating ;)







Day 2
♥ 

Adam & I : We got this. Don't worry. Bro.


LOL The two idiot cousins.







Okay. Who thought it was a good idea to call me while I was driving on private number. Freaking vibrating in my jeans pocket and making me dance up and down in my seat cause it tickles like hell while my yiayia smacks the shit out of me and tells me to "KEEP EYE ON ROAD!"

GAH.
Even worst than driving with my Nonna who once yelled at me in Italian for doing 40 in a 60 zone. LOL
Cuties.  And people wonder why Asians are bad drivers.
Wonder no more.  

♥

Friday highlights

Adam dropped by and again forgot to pick up his flanny. Better off keeping it for you huh.
Also. We got our ATARs all figured out hahahaha.
90s for maaaaths.
And a legal date (: Yayers.






OH annnnnnnnd. Hi Diane (:
sorry about my irrelevant spiel.


♥

Blame it on Adrian.

What do you mean we didn't take a photo together?



Sure we did.
HAHAHAHA oh dear...

Hey Adree, row us one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. okay.



♥

Buddy Taping.

YES.
Here we go again. This time with the left hand.
This is the new face of guilt:

Her way of apologising was a free shout to a coldrock. LOL.

Adrian had a go at me also.
WAH. KNUCKLEHEAD.
No sympathy...

♥

Typical Gen Y.

Cllaudi:
Anyone beach this Friday hahaha ?
Kat:
........
...
cos its not like we have our first hsc exam in 11 days.
Chane: 
We live by the slogan of yolo. Peace out. See you at Bondi Claudibby.
Hayley:
im actually going LOL

Others said we can be anything we wanted to be, so we chose to be....

MANNEQUINS... sexy mannequins!

Mia's begging to make plans together after the hsc.
Usually I don't have a problem with hanging out together; however, her sort of' 'plans' involve catching the last part of Breaking Dawn LOL. AS if.
I haven't even seen the previous two and to waste my time&moneey on THAT.
On one hand she offered to pay (DESPERATE MUCH) on the other hand that's a bit slack if she does and I do very much would like a movieee date with her. GAH.


PERFECT PITCH.
That looks awesome. Well. Maybe cause Rebel Wilson is in it. AHHHHHH.
She's such a crackup!